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Scenes From The Hat

Darkstone
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Nov 3 2017, 1:34pm

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What high schools did the people of Middle-earth attend? And what were their mascots?

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 3 2017, 5:06pm

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Sauron still remembers the shop classes at Eregion Vo-Tech with Mr. Celebrimbor. [In reply to] Can't Post

Go Crebain!

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 3 2017, 5:33pm

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Woodland Elves went to Dorwinion High. And they did [In reply to] Can't Post

get high. Crazy

Gimme a "D"; gimme a "O"; gimme a . . . Go, Tarantulas! Shocked

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




noWizardme
Valinor


Nov 3 2017, 8:56pm

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Do dwarves and hobbits HAVE 'High' schools? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Where's that old read-through discussion?
A wonderful list of links to previous chapters in the 2014-2016 LOTR read-through (and to previous read-throughs) is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm


Otaku-sempai
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Nov 3 2017, 9:48pm

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Sure! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Do dwarves and hobbits HAVE 'High' schools?


Bilbo went to Howd Jugetso High.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 3 2017, 10:13pm

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Is that where the athletes [In reply to] Can't Post

run *under* the bars of the steeplechase?

(That was such a painful pun, Otaku!) Wink

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 4 2017, 6:00pm

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always win the yearly Limbo Rock rivalry against the Ents from Tauremornalómë Middle School.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




sador
Half-elven


Nov 5 2017, 9:53am

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Uruk High, just below Isengard. [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't tell you about the mascot, though - it is very offensive towards Whiteskins.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Nov 5 2017, 10:54pm

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Galadriel, Bali High, the only island she could get to, after being [In reply to] Can't Post

"band." (She played the tympani, but got kicked out when she kept removing the drumheads, filling the kettles with water, and inviting her friends to "look in it, if they will.")

Mascot, a sturdy Dwarf.



dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Nov 6 2017, 12:43am

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They drummed her out? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Nov 6 2017, 1:12am

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 6 2017, 1:38pm

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Goblin-town High's mascot: Huge black bats [In reply to] Can't Post

From what I can see... the only time Goblin-town is mentioned by this name is in the song sung by the Goblins after they captured Thorin, Bilbo & Company and marched them to the Great Goblin – trailed by Gandalf.

Anybody see it anywhere else in The Hobbit or LotR?




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