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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIX

Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 31 2017, 7:10pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIX Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow DeviantArt fan Kilidoescartwheels for picking me as the sixty-eighth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the sixty-ninth screenshot for all of you to caption:





The original screencap is here.

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 31 2017, 11:41pm

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"So much wine, and so little me!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he."


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 1:31am

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"Hmm, What'll it be tonight? [In reply to] Can't Post

A fruity Beaujolais, a luscious Pinot Noir, an aromatic Bourgogne Rouge, or a smooth Cabernet Sauvignon? Nah! I'll stick with the hearty Red Dorwinion." Tongue

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Nov 1 2017, 5:26am

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Hobbits and Dwarves both liked to super-size their Lego blocks. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 1:42pm

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"Wile E. Coyote...Super Genius" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 2:54pm

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Thranduil has come up with an ingenius way to keep intruders out of his wine vault! [In reply to] Can't Post

A pressure-sensor in the trap door!Wink

Check out my new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521753377


Meneldor
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 4:48pm

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How do the elves walk across this without falling through? [In reply to] Can't Post

Is it like walking on top of snow? Or falling stone blocks?


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 7:29pm

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Bilbo had a sinking feeling this wasn't going to end well. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 10:02pm

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And so the teeter totter was invented, [In reply to] Can't Post

though on later reflection Bilbo realised it would be more fun with two people.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 2 2017, 2:00am

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It's a trap!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


cats16
Half-elven


Nov 2 2017, 2:58am

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"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 3 2017, 2:24pm

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Bilbo learns the Mirkwood commercial flooring and installation Elves were less wise and more dangerous too // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 7 2017, 8:40pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 8 2017, 11:41am

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Neat!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, Darkstone! I'll be right back with the next round!


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Nov 8 2017, 11:42am)

 
 

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