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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXVI

Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 22 2017, 12:44pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXVI Can't Post

Many thanks to Alveric for naming me winner of round CLXV (aka, 165 Wink)!

Here's the next image - caption away!




Link to larger image here


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 22 2017, 2:10pm

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Alls I asked was if wese could stops for ice cream, my Prescious! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he."


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 22 2017, 8:55pm

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"No, your other left!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 22 2017, 11:14pm

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Simon says, "Look west!" Score = Skins 0, Shirts 2 // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Oct 23 2017, 5:03pm

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"Alright, which one of you two farted? Sam? Smeagol? Own up to it!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 23 2017, 6:05pm

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"O Faramir, Faramir! Wherefore art thou Faramir?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Answer:

"A new character has come on the scene (I am sure I did not invent him, I did not even want him, though I like him, but there he came walking into the woods of Ithilien): Faramir, the brother of Boromir – and he is holding up the 'catastrophe' by a lot of stuff about the history of Gondor and Rohan (with some very sound reflections no doubt on martial glory and true glory): but if he goes on much more a lot of him will have to be removed to the appendices — where already some fascinating material on the hobbit Tobacco industry and the Languages of the West have gone."
-Letter #66

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 23 2017, 6:06pm

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Good 'un! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 26 2017, 9:37pm

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Rangers to the left of me, Oliphaunts to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 26 2017, 11:25pm

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Ha, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

How many times have I heard that one?! I'm great with north, south, east and west but hopeless with right and left. Tongue


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Oct 26 2017, 11:27pm)


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 27 2017, 1:07pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

The film has changed ... I see it in the frame ... I hear it in the soundtrack ... for none now live who will ever be able to watch this scene again without thinking of this song WinkCrazySly!!

Over to you, L. Ron Laugh!


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 1 2017, 7:41pm

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Paging Mr. L. Ron :)! [In reply to] Can't Post

You are the winner, good sir! We eagerly await the next round :)!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 2 2017, 2:01am

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Thanks! I'll post a new one soon./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.

 
 

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