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Orcs of Cirith Ungol versus F-Troop

Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 18 2017, 1:28pm

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Orcs of Cirith Ungol versus F-Troop Can't Post

Who wins?

Bonus undercard: Eowyn versus Wrangler Jane

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 18 2017, 6:49pm

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Was this in Tucker Forrest? I don't Ken... :( ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Anyway...

Knife licking *Orcs
Idiotic slapshtick *F-Troop
Hand dragging *Orcs
Awesome bugling *F-Troop
Running from runts *Orcs
Appomattox bungling *F-Troop

Bonus is Under-way:

Crack shot *Wrangler Jane
Crack chop * Éowyn
Age lying *Wrangler Jane
Name lying * Éowyn

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 20 2017, 1:00pm

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Larry Storch as a pirate Strider? [In reply to] Can't Post

Arrr-Agarn!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 20 2017, 4:50pm

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Garn! Corporal punishment for you... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 20 2017, 4:58pm

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Oh, noes! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Garn! Corporal punishment for you...


GARN: But I don't wanna be a Corporal!

"Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he."

 
 

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