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Alveric
Bree


Oct 11 2017, 2:10pm

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Welcome to Clix-vee. As the bug said when jumping off a cliff, Earwigo!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 11 2017, 6:22pm

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The Gondorians forget the second part of their mission when ordered to search 'high and low' for the missing Hobbit. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


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noWizardme
Valinor


Oct 11 2017, 7:16pm

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When we said 'Gondor calls for aid!' we didn't expect some doofus on the parapet throwing paper towels [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Where's that old read-through discussion?
A wonderful list of links to previous chapters in the 2014-2016 LOTR read-through (and to previous read-throughs) is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 11 2017, 7:32pm

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Love it!! [In reply to] Can't Post

This post is going places!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 11 2017, 7:50pm

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"It's a wraith!" "It's crebain!!" "No, it's SuperSteward!!!" "Er, is he supposed to be on fire?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




(This post was edited by Darkstone on Oct 11 2017, 8:05pm)


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Oct 11 2017, 7:55pm

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Look! It's the grim reaper! It's a Dementor! No it is a Nazgul!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 11 2017, 8:03pm

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"They sure grow their mosquitoes big 'round here!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Or is that a dumbledor?"

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 11 2017, 9:14pm

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"SURRENDER FRODO" [In reply to] Can't Post

Frodo? Who's Frodo?!

The Wizard will explain it!

The Wizard!

The Wizard!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_k9iNHRH4Q

(dah dah dah dah dah dah!)Evil


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 11 2017, 9:21pm

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"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Sam, too!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 11 2017, 9:44pm

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"It's all right! You can get up now. He's gone!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 11 2017, 11:55pm

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LOL! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




CuriousG
Half-elven


Oct 12 2017, 1:28am

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"Is that a woman on the set? You mean, we have a female character in this movie? How did that happen?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 12 2017, 6:01pm

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Simon says, "Look up/Mouths open!" [In reply to] Can't Post

The Great Gondorian "Simon Says Contest" is now down to two bigs and one little.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 12 2017, 11:38pm

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The yellow brick road goes ever on and on./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 8:39am

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"It's a dangerous business, Toto, going out your door." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Oct 13 2017, 8:40am)


sador
Half-elven


Oct 13 2017, 1:41pm

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"I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings / coming down is the hardest thing." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 13 2017, 1:52pm

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"Somewhere with a pale green glow..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 3:45pm

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GO GREEN! [In reply to] Can't Post



I'm so over rainbows! What's wrong with a good green tint?!


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 13 2017, 4:13pm

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"The world is changed. I smell it in the air. I feel it in the earth. I feel it in the wat... I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 13 2017, 5:41pm

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Mo--ri--a. Mo--ohhhh--ri--a.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 13 2017, 5:56pm

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"If I take one more step, Mr. Frodo, I've a feeling we won't be in Kansas any more." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 6:59pm

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- "Who would've thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!" [In reply to] Can't Post

- "I am no 'good little girl'!"





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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 13 2017, 7:47pm

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Have you run out of those nice shiny hearts?/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 13 2017, 8:16pm

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"Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did ya? Is my nose bleeding?" ? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 9:26pm

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G: "My gift for you, Legolas, is a bow." [In reply to] Can't Post

L: "If I were the King of the Forest.....!"



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