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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXVII

grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 6 2017, 11:11am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXVII Can't Post

Many apologies for my delay and MANY thanks to Bracegirdle for helping me find the path and most wonderful encouragement :D

Here, dear Friends, is my offering to this most excellent series of Captions! I give you....





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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Oct 6 2017, 12:27pm

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A slow smile started to form on Smeagol's lips as he realized that Captain D's had a new special of raw fish now on Wednesdays. [In reply to] Can't Post

 




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 6 2017, 5:49pm

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Smeagol glows with excitement being next in line for a ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Oct 7 2017, 1:41am

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That moment when Smeagol realizes... [In reply to] Can't Post

that it's much easier to floss his teeth, now that he only has nine!Tongue

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cats16
Valinor


Oct 7 2017, 11:14pm

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When you remember the Filet-O-Fish is back at McDonald's, for a limited time only. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 8 2017, 5:45am

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Smeagol the Belieber always got a front row seat so he could bathe in Justin's radiance. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 9 2017, 1:13pm

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omg... you guys are cracking me up!!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 6:06am

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Is a danger to be trusting one another, [In reply to] Can't Post

One will seldom want to do what other wishes;
But unless someday somebody trust somebody
There'll be nothing left on earth excepting fishes!
SmileHeart


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 13 2017, 7:21am

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Wait, that would be from... [In reply to] Can't Post

The Ring and I

Ahahahaha!!!....oh help, I am now terribly afraid that whenever I see Yul Brynner I will be unable to not think of this.

You win the internet today, as far as I am concerned. Use it wisely. LaughLaughLaugh

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 7:42am

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The Ring and I [In reply to] Can't Post

You got it. What a team we make! Shall we dance?Wink


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 13 2017, 11:36am

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And the winner is.... Kilidoescartwheels!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

How can I deny any joke about those 9 pearly (?) whites! :D

Thank you... and CONGRATULATIONS!


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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Oct 13 2017, 11:37am)


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2017, 6:47pm

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WOW, thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Glad I checked in today. I shall look around over the weekend and find something caption-worthyLaugh

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