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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXIV


Oct 4 2017, 2:45pm

Post #1 of 13 (3805 views)
The LOTR Caption Contest CLXIV Can't Post

My humble thanks to our esteemed Darkstone for choosing my cap as winner of the 163rd Caption Contest!

As per the rules set by BlackFox - may the whiskers on her cheeks never fall out Wink - I hereby offer the screenshot for round 164 for you all to caption.

From the entries, I will select the next winner, who will then choose the next screencap.

Have at it Captioneers! Tell us what is really going on here Sly!

Link to larger image here: http://www.framecaplib.com/...es/rotk/rotk1003.htm

(This post was edited by dernwyn on Oct 4 2017, 9:37pm)


Oct 4 2017, 5:39pm

Post #2 of 13 (3715 views)
A: "Hmm, not to bad, but have you got anything with a little less heft?" // [In reply to] Can't Post


. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Oct 4 2017, 10:24pm

Post #3 of 13 (3683 views)
Hang on--right here--it says, "made in China." [In reply to] Can't Post



Oct 5 2017, 2:33am

Post #4 of 13 (3661 views)
Ooh, shiny! // [In reply to] Can't Post


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Oct 5 2017, 4:05am

Post #5 of 13 (3650 views)
"Henceforth I shall be known as Captain Fantastic!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!


Oct 5 2017, 4:07am

Post #6 of 13 (3649 views)
"Dad, the LotR Happy Meal toys are super realistic! Look!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!


Oct 5 2017, 9:31pm

Post #7 of 13 (3584 views)
"Um, I said I wanted something 'sordid' for my birthday, you know, kinda x-rated for a bachelor party?" // [In reply to] Can't Post



Oct 6 2017, 1:51am

Post #8 of 13 (3555 views)
"But can I really expect to wield supreme executive power just because some grumpy Elf shoved a sword at me?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post


Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Oct 6 2017, 1:59am)

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Oct 6 2017, 5:08pm

Post #9 of 13 (3465 views)
"Hmm...the inscription reads, "This blade, no other, is made by the Elves..." // [In reply to] Can't Post



"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Tol Eressea

Oct 8 2017, 4:22am

Post #10 of 13 (3310 views)
Mine! [In reply to] Can't Post

Mine mine mine mine!


Oct 8 2017, 3:35pm

Post #11 of 13 (3238 views)
"It's nice. But when I said I could use a new razor, this isn't really what I had in mind." // [In reply to] Can't Post


"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. -- The Doctor


Oct 9 2017, 3:02pm

Post #12 of 13 (3137 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Next round is all yours, Alveric!


Oct 9 2017, 10:16pm

Post #13 of 13 (3106 views)
Ah the sweet smell of success [In reply to] Can't Post

Actually, I thought Darkstone's Python riff was great.
Anyway, new picture coming soon.


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