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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXIII

Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 3:54pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXIII Can't Post

 
Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Equine Punster cats16 for choosing me as the one hundred sixty-second winner of The LOTR Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred sixty-third screenshot for all of you to caption:



The original screencap is here.

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 5:57pm

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Merry: "If this is what they mean by 'meat's back on the menu' then I'm becoming a vegetarian!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 26 2017, 6:10pm

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That'll teach Merry and Pippin to not search for Christmas presents in Sauron's holiday cottage. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 26 2017, 10:44pm

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Merry: "Let's just hang a sign on him and then git." [In reply to] Can't Post

~~~ Orthodontist Wanted! ~~~


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Maciliel
Valinor


Sep 26 2017, 11:54pm

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"i triple-dog dare ya!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 
merry: "i heard, your tongue will stick."

pippin: "that would be something -- i dare ya!"

merry violated all existing protocols by skipping a step and going straight for the +triple+-dog dare....

merry: "well, i +triple+-dog dare +you+!"

merry and pippin wound up having to call the fire department (pippin in a rather garbled fashion), but alas wil whitfoot and any other municipal help was far out of earshot.


cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


cats16
Valinor


Sep 27 2017, 4:51am

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"Jerryy! Elainee! Ya gotta see the babyy!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Sep 27 2017, 3:11pm

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Let's get Mikey! He won't eat it, he hates everything./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


sador
Half-elven


Sep 27 2017, 4:38pm

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Pippin: "I tried to explain, but he wouldn't listen!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 27 2017, 10:02pm

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

I know I'm dating myself by laughing at this, but...😁

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 29 2017, 9:27pm

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PJ (filming three movies at once and after 57 consecutive days of no sleep), offscreen: "Ok guys, Scene 9,852 .... Merry and Pippin get into Farmer Crop's maggots. Action!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Sep 29 2017, 9:30pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 2 2017, 2:01pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

******************************************
Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



jlj93byu
Bree

Oct 2 2017, 4:57pm

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He forgot to moisturize! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 2 2017, 11:59pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I will be back with the next round, asap!

 
 

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