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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 6:18pm

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Who are the black sheep (or white sheep) relations that Middle-earth heroes (or villains) never like to talk about?

(For example: Boromir’s brother Jar-Jaromir, Captain of Gondor. Or the Witch King’s nephew Caspirmir, the Friendly Nazgul.)

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 6:40pm

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The Wizard of Aaahs.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 6:42pm

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And the Bad Boy Istari [In reply to] Can't Post

The Pinball Wizard

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 18 2017, 7:12pm

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Sep 18 2017, 9:20pm

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Shelob's little sister Charlotte [In reply to] Can't Post

I have it on good authority that her pig Wilbur is good buddies with PJ's pig Pikelet!

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 18 2017, 10:42pm

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Ha!! Perfect. :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 18 2017, 10:46pm

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Saruman's sister, Sarufille, always stuck [In reply to] Can't Post

apologizing for her brother.



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 18 2017, 10:50pm

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Sort of a gray sheep: Wormout, Wormtongue's brother, always able to [In reply to] Can't Post

squirm out of the same kind of trouble into which his brother constantly trapped himself.



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 18 2017, 11:42pm

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Tobold Hornblower's younger brother Toobold [In reply to] Can't Post

Embezzled part of the family's fortune shipping Longbottom Leaf to Isengard.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 19 2017, 2:23am

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Odo Proudfoot's cousin Larry Shamefoot [In reply to] Can't Post

Larry is Odo's very small-footed cousin. He never groomed them, either...



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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 19 2017, 2:55am

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Bert, Bill and Tom's cousin Bob, [In reply to] Can't Post

a biodynamic farmer and founding member of PETA.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Sep 19 2017, 2:25pm

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Ar-Pharazôn's pirate brother, Ar-Jimlâd./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Sep 19 2017, 2:28pm

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The Entwives are still pretty sore at the Entmistresses./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 4:14pm

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*Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories - Part Deux* [In reply to] Can't Post

Courtesy of Ataahua:

What were the evil things that Wormtongue whispered into Theoden's ear to turn the King old before his time?

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 5:54pm

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"The youth today are all on Twitter, sire, and you don't even know how to text." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 6:58pm

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It wasn't what he whispered... it was his toxic breath and runny nose // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


sador
Half-elven


Sep 27 2017, 4:49pm

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"Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, in a most delightful way." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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