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Darkstone
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Sep 18 2017, 6:18pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Who are the black sheep (or white sheep) relations that Middle-earth heroes (or villains) never like to talk about?
(For example: Boromir’s brother Jar-Jaromir, Captain of Gondor. Or the Witch King’s nephew Caspirmir, the Friendly Nazgul.)
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Otaku-sempai
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Sep 18 2017, 6:40pm
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The Wizard of Aaahs.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 6:42pm
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The Pinball Wizard
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Ataahua
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Sep 18 2017, 7:12pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Sep 18 2017, 9:20pm
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Shelob's little sister Charlotte
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I have it on good authority that her pig Wilbur is good buddies with PJ's pig Pikelet!
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Sep 18 2017, 10:46pm
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Saruman's sister, Sarufille, always stuck
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apologizing for her brother.
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Sep 18 2017, 10:50pm
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Sort of a gray sheep: Wormout, Wormtongue's brother, always able to
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squirm out of the same kind of trouble into which his brother constantly trapped himself.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 18 2017, 11:42pm
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Tobold Hornblower's younger brother Toobold
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Embezzled part of the family's fortune shipping Longbottom Leaf to Isengard.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 19 2017, 2:55am
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Bert, Bill and Tom's cousin Bob,
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a biodynamic farmer and founding member of PETA.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Sep 19 2017, 2:25pm
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Ar-Pharazôn's pirate brother, Ar-Jimlâd./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Sep 19 2017, 2:28pm
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The Entwives are still pretty sore at the Entmistresses./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Darkstone
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Sep 26 2017, 4:14pm
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*Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories - Part Deux*
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Courtesy of Ataahua:
What were the evil things that Wormtongue whispered into Theoden's ear to turn the King old before his time?
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Otaku-sempai
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Sep 26 2017, 5:54pm
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"The youth today are all on Twitter, sire, and you don't even know how to text." //
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"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 27 2017, 4:49pm
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"Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, in a most delightful way." //
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