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Scenes from a Wizard's Hat!

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 16 2017, 12:58am

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What might you say to an Orc that you could not say to your (romantic) partner--assuming that it isn't an Orc?

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 16 2017, 3:37am

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Must we do everything as part of a mob? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 16 2017, 6:17am

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Get that mangey warg off the bed now, mister! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Sep 16 2017, 4:13pm

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No, meat's not back on the menu. Yes, they do actually need their legs. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I know your heart been broke again
I know your prayers ain’t been answered yet
I know you’re feeling like you got nothing left
Well, lift your head, it ain’t over yet, ain’t over yet so

Move, keep walkin’ soldier keep movin’ on
Move, keep walkin’ until the morning comes
Move, keep walkin’ soldier keep movin’ on
And lift your head, it ain’t over yet, ain’t over yet

Hold on, hold on, the Lord ain’t finished yet
Hold on, hold on, He’ll get you through this
Hold on, hold on, These are the promises
I never will forget, I never will forget
~"Move" by TobyMac


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 16 2017, 6:15pm

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We don't need to do this. Orcs spawn! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




cats16
Valinor


Sep 16 2017, 6:34pm

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"I don't care how much you beg and plea, you're not getting a Ring from me!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 3:23am

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New Scene: Middle-earth Heroes who are terrible at their jobs. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Meneldor
Valinor


Sep 18 2017, 12:07pm

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Saurman the White // [In reply to] Can't Post

That's the joke...


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 12:42pm

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Smeagol hid the Ring and kept Middle-earth safe for hundreds of years... until he went crazy and lost it only to be found by a humble Hobbit ;)

Yes, yes... I know he wasn't really a hero and he didn't hoard the Ring to keep the world safe; but imho... the Ring was safest when it was with him. And the little-bit of good that was still in him was drawn to Frodo... wanting to be helpful and please Frodo. Given how damaged Gollum was, a bit of Smeagol still cared and helped Frodo and Sam stay safe and on the right road. Gollum didn't just fulfill the Quest in Mt. Doom, but just as importantly on the road. Again... imho.



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TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 12:46pm

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Túrin: "I'll save you! No, wait, I've killed you instead. Unsure"

Túrin's Epitaph: He Meant Well.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 18 2017, 12:53pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 1:09pm

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"Think I ought to change my underwear this week? (Uh, yes. I confess I wear underwear...)" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 1:11pm

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 1:15pm

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"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will. (Er, where'd all the hobbits go?)" / ' [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 1:23pm

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"I will climb up," said Legolas. "I am at home among trees, by root or bough." Legolas dropped back to earth in surprise and fear. "Ai! Elves!!!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 1:44pm

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

I guess I should have waited another day before presenting a new scene! Laugh

And a "Happy Birthday" shout-out to Aisha Tyler (Whose Line is It Anyway?) who has just turned 47. It's all made up and the points don't matter!



"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 18 2017, 1:54pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 22 2017, 4:12pm

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Keep it (reasonably) clean!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 22 2017, 5:21pm

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Tommy Toejam // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 25 2017, 6:37pm

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NEW SCENE: What might a Rohirrim say to his horse that you could not say to your partner? [In reply to] Can't Post

Can we possibly keep this one clean? Angelic

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 25 2017, 9:40pm

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Here. Let me put this bag over your mouth // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 25 2017, 9:53pm

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"You buck me off one more time and I'm sending you to the glue factory." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 25 2017, 9:57pm

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"You lost another shoe? Looks like I'll have to move up to a #7 nail." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 2:05am

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I can ride him all day and he never gets tired! [In reply to] Can't Post

To the Mods: It's perfectly clean! It's a horse.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 26 2017, 2:09am)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 26 2017, 11:40am

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You're a wonderful nag // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


sador
Half-elven


Sep 27 2017, 4:46pm

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Come hither, Mansbane, and get a new name! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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