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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 16 2017, 12:58am
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Scenes from a Wizard's Hat!
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What might you say to an Orc that you could not say to your (romantic) partner--assuming that it isn't an Orc?
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 16 2017, 6:17am
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Get that mangey warg off the bed now, mister! //
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 16 2017, 4:13pm
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No, meat's not back on the menu. Yes, they do actually need their legs. //
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I know your heart been broke again
I know your prayers ain’t been answered yet
I know you’re feeling like you got nothing left
Well, lift your head, it ain’t over yet, ain’t over yet so
Move, keep walkin’ soldier keep movin’ on
Move, keep walkin’ until the morning comes
Move, keep walkin’ soldier keep movin’ on
And lift your head, it ain’t over yet, ain’t over yet
Hold on, hold on, the Lord ain’t finished yet
Hold on, hold on, He’ll get you through this
Hold on, hold on, These are the promises
I never will forget, I never will forget
~"Move" by TobyMac
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 16 2017, 6:15pm
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We don't need to do this. Orcs spawn! //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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cats16
Half-elven
Sep 16 2017, 6:34pm
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"I don't care how much you beg and plea, you're not getting a Ring from me!"
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 3:23am
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New Scene: Middle-earth Heroes who are terrible at their jobs. //
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"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Meneldor
Valinor
Sep 18 2017, 12:07pm
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That's the joke...
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 12:46pm
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Túrin: "I'll save you! No, wait, I've killed you instead.  "
Túrin's Epitaph: He Meant Well.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 18 2017, 12:53pm)
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 1:09pm
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"Think I ought to change my underwear this week? (Uh, yes. I confess I wear underwear...)" /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 1:11pm
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"Boy, I'm full! You want the rest of my dead rat?" /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 1:15pm
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"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will. (Er, where'd all the hobbits go?)" / '
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 1:23pm
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"I will climb up," said Legolas. "I am at home among trees, by root or bough." Legolas dropped back to earth in surprise and fear. "Ai! Elves!!!!" /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 1:44pm
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I guess I should have waited another day before presenting a new scene! 
And a "Happy Birthday" shout-out to Aisha Tyler (Whose Line is It Anyway?) who has just turned 47. It's all made up and the points don't matter!
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 18 2017, 1:54pm)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 22 2017, 4:12pm
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New Scene: Unfortunate Hobbit names.
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Keep it (reasonably) clean!
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 25 2017, 6:37pm
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NEW SCENE: What might a Rohirrim say to his horse that you could not say to your partner?
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Can we possibly keep this one clean? 
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 25 2017, 9:53pm
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"You buck me off one more time and I'm sending you to the glue factory." /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 25 2017, 9:57pm
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"You lost another shoe? Looks like I'll have to move up to a #7 nail." /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 26 2017, 2:05am
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I can ride him all day and he never gets tired!
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To the Mods: It's perfectly clean! It's a horse.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 26 2017, 2:09am)
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 27 2017, 4:46pm
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Come hither, Mansbane, and get a new name! //
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