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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 12 2017, 9:03pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXVI
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Lottsa thanks to L. Ron Halfelven for picking my LXV caption as a winner. (And a special thanks to Meneldor for driving the idea into my head from his caption over on the LOTR site (Bowman's quote is still running around my brain! Is that Bard or David? Ha!  ) - an apple-tart with a swig of Dorwinion for you!  )
Here for all to desecrate is my offering for round LXVI...
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Sep 14 2017, 8:22pm
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Fili is annoyed that Dori is singing so off-key!
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Fili: "I know the right key, I started this song!"
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 18 2017, 6:55pm
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The audience knew Fili was doomed to die when he kept saying "Hold my beer and watch this!" //
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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CaptainMorgan
Bree
Sep 20 2017, 3:23am
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YO HO HO, A LIPEY LIBER FWEE
-Captain Edward Dregg
A pirate always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.
-Captain JP Morgan
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 21 2017, 4:51pm
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The Winner - grammaboodawg ...
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She doesn't have near enough to do
Good luck w/ LXVII
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 26 2017, 4:25pm
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Hi gramma. I know your busy but . . .
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A new 'Hobbit' caption is sorely needed ...
We all await with bated breath.... er.... whenever you get the hankering or time. "Time! Time!"
http://newboards.theonering.net/...;;page=unread#unread
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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