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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXVI

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 12 2017, 9:03pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXVI Can't Post

Lottsa thanks to L. Ron Halfelven for picking my LXV caption as a winner. (And a special thanks to Meneldor for driving the idea into my head from his caption over on the LOTR site (Bowman's quote is still running around my brain! Is that Bard or David? Ha! Wink) - an apple-tart with a swig of Dorwinion for you! Tongue)

Here for all to desecrate is my offering for round LXVI...



. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Sep 14 2017, 8:22pm

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Fili is annoyed that Dori is singing so off-key! [In reply to] Can't Post

Fili: "I know the right key, I started this song!"Mad

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Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2017, 6:55pm

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The audience knew Fili was doomed to die when he kept saying "Hold my beer and watch this!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 19 2017, 10:23am

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Dori and Fili's belching contest cleared the room from the odor, not the noise // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


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CaptainMorgan
Bree


Sep 20 2017, 3:23am

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Arrrrrr! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

YO HO HO, A LIPEY LIBER FWEE
-Captain Edward Dregg

A pirate always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.
-Captain JP Morgan


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 21 2017, 4:51pm

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The Winner - grammaboodawg ... [In reply to] Can't Post

She doesn't have near enough to do Wink

Good luck w/ LXVII

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 26 2017, 4:25pm

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Hi gramma. I know your busy but . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

A new 'Hobbit' caption is sorely needed ...

We all await with bated breath.... er.... whenever you get the hankering or time. "Time! Time!"

http://newboards.theonering.net/...;;page=unread#unread

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 6 2017, 11:14am

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Me? I won!? :D [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm not worthy!!!!! THANK YOU!



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 6 2017, 11:15am

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Uh-oh! [In reply to] Can't Post

DEEPEST APOLOGIES! I'll be right back!


*zooooommmmmmm*



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

 
 

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