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LotR Caption Contest CLXI

squire
Half-elven


Sep 4 2017, 2:19pm

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Thanks to sador for passing the baton to me this week. For our amusement, please suggest a caption for this image:



It might be fun to caption this one as a quote, capturing the beloved old hobbit's actual thoughts at this moment.
And here is a link to the original Framecap library.



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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 4 2017, 11:04pm

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"HMMM! It's those darn S.B.s. To Ring or not to Ring that is the question..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




cats16
Valinor


Sep 5 2017, 4:17am

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"I'm not at Holm!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 5 2017, 5:00am

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*slow clap* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 5 2017, 6:33am

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"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? [In reply to] Can't Post

"It is all the candles on my birthday cake, and the cake is melting."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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CuriousG
Half-elven


Sep 5 2017, 8:25pm

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"Balrogs? Mt Doom? I don't think so! I need to pawn this Ring off on some fool. Now who...?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sador
Half-elven


Sep 8 2017, 6:17am

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"Just creep along, you know - very carefully and quietly". // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


squire
Half-elven


Sep 12 2017, 1:57pm

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Even slower clap - and an upturned thumb. [In reply to] Can't Post

All I can say about your terrible pun, cats16, is that it grew on me, like one of Tolkien's great holm-oaks in Ithilien, all week. Finally, I used my Holmes-Ian lens to inspect all the other contributions. They were excellent, but perhaps lacked the holmey quality that makes Bilbo so endearing.

Please provide us with another image to caption!



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Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 13 2017, 2:42am

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"I spy with my little eye...Mrs. Bracegirdle's girdle braces!!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



cats16
Valinor


Sep 13 2017, 5:50am

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There's no place like holm... [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, squire! Your Holmes-Ian analyses are greatly appreciated. Now as a community we can banish said terrible pun through the Door of Night for good.

Off to find a new screencap! Back in a jiffy or two.

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 13 2017, 6:42am

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Not quite, cats. [In reply to] Can't Post




Holm, Holm on the range.


cats16
Valinor


Sep 15 2017, 5:29am

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Quickly popping in to say I'll be back tomorrow night with a new caption.

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cats16
Valinor


Sep 15 2017, 5:33am

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Holmy closer tiny dancer...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 16 2017, 9:26am

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Noooooooooooo! You win! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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