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Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories

Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 22 2017, 9:29pm

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Legolas was away much among the Galadhrim, and after the first night he did not sleep with the other companions, though he returned to eat and talk with them. Often he took Gimli with him when he went abroad in the land...

So, whatever were Legolas and Gimli up to?

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Aug 22 2017, 9:41pm

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Looking for drinking games??? [In reply to] Can't Post

After all, Legolas WAS a Mirkwood Elf, and we KNOW what they do during the Feast of Starlight!

Poor Gimli didn't stand a chance! Adds new meaning to the phrase "Double or Nothin'!"

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 12:28am

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Therapy [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas was treating Gimli for his dendrophobia (fear of trees).

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Ataahua
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Aug 23 2017, 12:54am

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Unbeknown to Gimli, [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas was running a travelling circus, selling tickets to his Elven rellies to see The Amazing Bearded Man.

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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 23 2017, 2:24am

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Legolas was sharing a seldom delved pastime with Gimli [In reply to] Can't Post

he did not sleep with the other companions . . . he went a-broad in the land

That's the long and the short of it...

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




sador
Half-elven


Aug 23 2017, 5:43am

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Shouldn't that be dandruphobia? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
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Aug 23 2017, 7:01am

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Shouldn't that be dandruphobia?


Fear of dandruff? Google's got nothin'.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Silverlode
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Aug 23 2017, 7:42am

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Snipe hunting. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 23 2017, 1:17pm

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I understand that the snipe in elven woods [In reply to] Can't Post

are especially difficult to find and catch. You need to buy a specially elf-woven sniping bag to even stand a chance.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 1:43pm

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Legolas wanted to throw shade on the other elves by flexin' who he rolls with. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 2:13pm

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Legolas found the perfect tree for a summer flet - & Gimli, after seeing it, found the perfect cave! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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sador
Half-elven


Aug 23 2017, 7:11pm

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Well, with the hair these two have... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Silverlode
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Aug 23 2017, 7:54pm

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Maybe Legolas was telling Gimli he needed to catch one in his beard. [In reply to] Can't Post

Elven Practical Jokes should be the next topic in line when we're done with orc pick-up lines. 😁

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 8:05pm

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Okay! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Elven Practical Jokes should be the next topic in line when we're done with orc pick-up lines. 😁


Let it be so. And maybe after that runs its course, something like: If Tolkien had written Star Wars.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Darkstone
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Aug 23 2017, 9:18pm

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"In a hole on Tatooine there lived a Skywalker...." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 9:23pm

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Soap the Fountain of Galadriel. / [In reply to] Can't Post

What's neat is all the bubbles will hold the light of Eärendil's star!

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat


 
 

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