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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 18 2017, 1:45am
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Son of Scenes from a Hat
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Orc Pick-up Lines
If things are quiet for two or three days, feel free to change the Scene!
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 18 2017, 2:09am
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Are there any more in lovely Lugbúrz like you?/
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Ataahua
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Aug 18 2017, 10:22am
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Wanna go with me to a swing-wraith party?
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The Witch-kink will be there.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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sador
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Aug 18 2017, 11:31am
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Pick up the prisoners! And keep them safe and whole! //
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Darkstone
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Aug 18 2017, 1:00pm
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"Do you provide good sport?" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Aug 18 2017, 1:01pm
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"Ooo! Nice legs! They look tasty!" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Aug 18 2017, 1:04pm
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"There are older but no fouler things than me in the deep places of this pub." /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Aug 18 2017, 3:11pm
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Female orc: "Do I make your blade glow blue?" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 18 2017, 10:00pm
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I think I liked your original version of this one better, but it was probably a little too racy to keep! 
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 20 2017, 7:08pm
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"Care to hit my hovel for some serious sadomasochism?" //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 21 2017, 12:58pm
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What's it got in its pocketses?
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Or is it just happy to see me?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
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Aug 21 2017, 6:40pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Aug 21 2017, 9:05pm
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Well hellooo, big boy... is that a severed foot
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under your loincloth or are you just pleased to see me?
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 23 2017, 8:00pm
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New Scene: Elven Practical Jokes
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From a suggestion by Silverlode.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Aug 23 2017, 9:04pm
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Invite Dwarves to a BBQ; Serve tofu burgers.
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Sing a song of long lament.
The days be past, the years are spent.
The flames of fire, on funeral pyre
The warrior's soul it's wing'd way hath sent.
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Darkstone
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Aug 23 2017, 11:43pm
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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Darkstone
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Aug 23 2017, 11:45pm
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Grease the flet ladders in Lothlorien /
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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!
- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat
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