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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 24 2017, 1:58am

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Call up Saruman on the palantir and ask him if he has Old Toby in a cask. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



(This post was edited by Darkstone on Aug 24 2017, 2:05am)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 24 2017, 2:37am

Post #27 of 37 (497 views)
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Swapping Miruvor for ale in a drinking contest. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 25 2017, 11:08pm

Post #28 of 37 (462 views)
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Cover Galadriel's mirror with saran wrap. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Altaira
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 26 2017, 5:12am

Post #29 of 37 (443 views)
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Legolas pretends his 'elf eyes' have x-ray vision [In reply to] Can't Post

"What do your elf-eyes see?"

"Wellllll......"


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase





Altaira
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 26 2017, 5:15am

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The spike the mirivor punch bowl [In reply to] Can't Post

Dancing on tables and tumbles out of flets ensue. It's not pretty.


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase





(This post was edited by Altaira on Aug 26 2017, 5:16am)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 31 2017, 2:09am

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New Scene: Bad Names for Middle-earth Inns or Pubs. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. -- The Doctor


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 31 2017, 10:08am

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Orc & Dragon: Home of Fine Swill // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample

We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 31 2017, 2:00pm

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Not bad! [In reply to] Can't Post

That name might actually fly in parts of Mordor (minus the 'Swill' reference. Might there be taverns or inns in some parts of Mordor?).

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. -- The Doctor


Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 31 2017, 11:02pm

Post #34 of 37 (338 views)
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The Troll & Sun // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 1 2017, 12:55am

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Where you're guaranteed to get stoned. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 1 2017, 1:24am

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Teleporno's Tavern // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 7 2017, 5:04pm

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That's awful (and brilliant)! [In reply to] Can't Post

Have you got a scene?

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. -- The Doctor

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