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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:45am

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Orc Pick-up Lines

If things are quiet for two or three days, feel free to change the Scene!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 18 2017, 2:09am

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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


squire
Half-elven


Aug 18 2017, 2:22am

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 18 2017, 10:22am

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Wanna go with me to a swing-wraith party? [In reply to] Can't Post

The Witch-kink will be there.

Angelic

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


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sador
Half-elven


Aug 18 2017, 11:31am

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 12:23pm

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Hey... I hear meat's back on the menu! Care for a bite? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 12:30pm

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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:00pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:01pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:04pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 3:11pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


(This post was edited by Darkstone on Aug 18 2017, 3:13pm)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 9:50pm

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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 10:00pm

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I think I liked your original version of this one better, but it was probably a little too racy to keep! Evil

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 19 2017, 12:27am

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 19 2017, 12:47am

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 20 2017, 7:08pm

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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 21 2017, 12:58pm

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Or is it just happy to see me?


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 21 2017, 6:40pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


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Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Aug 21 2017, 9:05pm

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under your loincloth or are you just pleased to see me?


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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 22 2017, 3:53am

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 22 2017, 3:54am

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 8:00pm

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From a suggestion by Silverlode.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Aug 23 2017, 9:04pm

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Sing a song of long lament.
The days be past, the years are spent.
The flames of fire, on funeral pyre
The warrior's soul it's wing'd way hath sent.


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 11:43pm

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat



Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 23 2017, 11:45pm

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Queen Beruthiel, Queen Beruthiel, there's no one like Queen Beruthiel,
She's broken every Gondor law, she breaks the law of Earendil.
Her powers of feline-ation would make Aiwendil stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Queen Beruthiel's not there!
You may seek her in the Hallows, you may search throughout the square –
But I tell you once and once again, Queen Beruthiel's not there!

- Old Tollers' Book of Fat Cats on the Mat


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