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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIV

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 17 2017, 8:50pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIV Can't Post

What's all this then?



Larger image here: https://heirsofdurin.files.wordpress.com/...558_1120981461_o.jpg

Thanks to Ataahua for the honor and to Heirs of Durin for the pic!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 17 2017, 10:49pm

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Costume cc Makeup re: cameo [In reply to] Can't Post

Can I have stach extensions like Fili's, pleeeeease? :-[ Cheers. Pete.


Fereth
Rivendell


Aug 17 2017, 11:01pm

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Heard you were saying our trilogy was worse than the Star Wars prequels! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Aug 18 2017, 12:07am

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*waves hand* "These ARE the dwarves you are looking for." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:00am

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You heard wrong! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Heard you were saying our trilogy was worse than the Star Wars prequels!


Tweren't me, Petey!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 18 2017, 1:31am

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That would be Fili, Kili, and Kiwi./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ataahua
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Aug 18 2017, 2:25am

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*applause* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 18 2017, 2:38am

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Ha! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 18 2017, 1:05pm

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Brilliant! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 20 2017, 12:55am

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I can now cease brain-wracking. Thank you! :) Nuncle! :( [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Fereth
Rivendell


Aug 20 2017, 2:02am

Post #11 of 19 (2888 views)
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Awesome. [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 21 2017, 6:37pm

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The three wise dwarves brought gold, frankenstein, and myrrh. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Aug 22 2017, 4:06pm

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PJ: I ask for short, hairy square and what to I get? Prettyboys! [In reply to] Can't Post

Next thing you know, they'll want some hunk to play Thorin - oh, crap!Mad


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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 22 2017, 10:12pm

Post #14 of 19 (2582 views)
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Hunk? [In reply to] Can't Post

You do know, that today is his birthday - did you see his twitter/instagram post?

https://twitter.com/...s/899941750562803712

Laugh


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Aug 23 2017, 12:38am

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Yeah, I guess it is [In reply to] Can't Post

Wow, well surely Richard has a sense of humor! Still, I prefer THIS selfieHeartEvil



I believe this was the first one he ever did when he joined Twitter - um, does that make me an obsessed fan?Wink

It should totally be illegal for anyone to be that attractive!ShockedHeartEvil

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Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Aug 23 2017, 12:39am

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Oops! That should have been "short, hairy squares!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Sorry for the typo!Blush

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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 23 2017, 1:34am

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Actually... [In reply to] Can't Post

His first selfie, when he joined Twitter three years ago today, was of himself blowing out a candle on a cupcake.

I keep an eye on his fandom - they do post Hobbit-related items. Which is where I find out about things like Adam Brown participating in marathons, and the articles I posted about Mark Hadlow, and the movie's best scenes.

And the one I posted on Main about Tolkien and Edith. The "Armitage Army" is a good resource!


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 28 2017, 5:30am

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L. Ron for the win! [In reply to] Can't Post

I just couldn't resist your quip. Go forth and post the next challenge!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 30 2017, 4:35am

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Thag you very buch!/ [In reply to] Can't Post


 
 

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