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Bracegirdle
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Aug 4 2017, 8:00pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXII
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Greetings Captioneers,
My thanks to L. Ron Halfelven for choosing my interpretation of Contest LXI worthy of a win.
According to the sacred rules as set forth by the Great and Powerful Otaku-sempai I forthwith offer for your consideration episode LXII of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
GO!
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Aug 4 2017, 8:11pm
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Production photo from PJ's upcoming horror-thriller film "The Silence of the Spiders". /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
(This post was edited by Darkstone on Aug 4 2017, 8:13pm)
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Ataahua
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Aug 4 2017, 9:14pm
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"Keep a straight face and don't let on that I've stabbed myself in the knee again." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 4 2017, 9:37pm
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"This is the hardest cheese I've ever seen!" //
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"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 5 2017, 2:01am
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Stabbing all those giant spiders makes you forget how hard it is to stab the regular-sized ones./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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FarFromHome
Valinor
Aug 5 2017, 4:10pm
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This is actually a terrible letter-opener, I've ripped the envelope again! //
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They went in, and Sam shut the door.
But even as he did so, he heard suddenly,
deep and unstilled,
the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth.
From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 5 2017, 10:26pm
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I shall call you 'Tin Opener'!"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 10 2017, 5:35pm
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After due consideration the WINNER is . . . . . Good luck w/ LXIII //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Aug 10 2017, 7:00pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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