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The LOTR Caption Contest CLVII


Jul 28 2017, 2:45pm

Post #1 of 11 (3203 views)
The LOTR Caption Contest CLVII Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Third-age Mirkwood Ninja Sindar afficionado cats16 for choosing me as the one hundred sixty-sixth winner of The LOTR Caption Contest.

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred sixty-seventh screenshot for all of you to caption:

The original screencap is here.


"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And my giant flying eagles."


Jul 28 2017, 2:55pm

Post #2 of 11 (3147 views)
"We represent the Hobbiton Kids!" [In reply to] Can't Post

We represent the Hobbiton Kids,
the Hobbiton Kids, the Hobbiton Kids!
We represent the Hobbiton Kids,
and we welcome you to the Hobbit lands!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. -- The Doctor

Tol Eressea

Jul 29 2017, 2:01pm

Post #3 of 11 (3049 views)
The Bracegirdle kids upon hearing that there would be a performance of "Sesame End Live" at Bilbo's party // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 29 2017, 7:28pm

Post #4 of 11 (3022 views)
The children shout with glee as Grima slits Saruman's throat and is impaled with arrows! [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 31 2017, 8:19pm

Post #5 of 11 (2801 views)
Even cherubic hobbit children cheer when they hear Jar-Jar Binks is banned from all future movies. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 31 2017, 10:26pm

Post #6 of 11 (2786 views)
Bombur demonstrates the meaning of the phrase "blue angel." [In reply to] Can't Post



Aug 1 2017, 12:11am

Post #7 of 11 (2772 views)
Some Bracegirdle kids cheer as Aunt Lobelia whacks a ruffian with her umbrella. // [In reply to] Can't Post


. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Aug 3 2017, 7:55pm

Post #8 of 11 (2634 views)
BlackFox's reaction when she sees the competition is still going strong! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Aug 4 2017, 2:18pm

Post #9 of 11 (2567 views)
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sick, but still the winner.

Go forth and post!

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.


Aug 4 2017, 6:36pm

Post #10 of 11 (2540 views)
Thank you Darkstone! [In reply to] Can't Post

The next installment is on its way.

Grey Havens

Aug 12 2017, 12:51pm

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Ignoring spectator etiquette, the crowd reacts as Bandoras Took scores the first hole in one// [In reply to] Can't Post


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