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LOTR Caption Contest CLVI

cats16
Valinor


Jul 21 2017, 3:15am

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LOTR Caption Contest CLVI Can't Post

Many thanks to Dame Ioreth for rewarding my goofiness with the honor of selecting the one hundred fifty sixth edition of this little 'ole contest.

Here we go! What exactly is going on here?



Go forth!

Original image here.

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 21 2017, 12:29pm

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Legolas (muttering to self): I have seen oaks grow from acorn to mighty tree... [In reply to] Can't Post

...yet never before have I seen anyone fart dust.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jul 22 2017, 3:25pm

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After weeks on the road, the old debate erupts yet again. "Yes, Legolas. The half pony tail is an Elf thing, but I totally rock this look!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 






(This post was edited by zarabia on Jul 22 2017, 3:26pm)


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 22 2017, 10:25pm

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G: "Climb every mountain. Ford ev'ry stream." [In reply to] Can't Post

That's what I wrote! Blood-stirring, epic lines! Then your lot turned it into that "O! tra-la-la-la-lolly!" rubbish!

L: O! lighten up! It was just a bit of fun. We're not Vulcans, you know.


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 22 2017, 10:25pm

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Gandalf's emotional soliloquy scene had to be deleted after being photo-bombed by publicity-seeking Legolas. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 23 2017, 2:12pm

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Legolas is just waiting his moment.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...to pin the on 'Kick me' sign without Gandalf noticing.

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 23 2017, 3:29pm

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"I could swear someone was right behind me but I don't hear any footsteps. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And my giant flying eagles."


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 23 2017, 7:15pm

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*snort* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Alveric
Rivendell


Jul 25 2017, 10:52pm

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"Oh dear," said Gandalf. [In reply to] Can't Post

"The New Zealand Tourist Board just called. Apparently this mountain has been deemed Insufficiently Awesome."


cats16
Valinor


Jul 27 2017, 6:14am

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A winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well done to all, as per usual.

*hands the baton to Darkstone*

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 28 2017, 2:42pm

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Cool! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks!

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"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And my giant flying eagles."

 
 

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