|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jul 20 2017, 12:44am
Post #1 of 13
(4003 views)
Shortcut
|
|
The Hobbit Caption Contest LXI
|
Can't Post
|
|
Thanks to Darkstone for the tag! Now what can you all make of this?
Original here: http://www.caps.media/...eencaps.com-2605.jpg
And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
(This post was edited by L. Ron Halfelven on Jul 20 2017, 12:46am)
|
|
|
Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jul 20 2017, 6:54pm
Post #2 of 13
(3894 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Gandalf: My dear Bilbo, what on earth is the matter?
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
Bilbo: What's the matter? You keep stepping on my foot, that's whats the matter!
Check out my new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521753377
|
|
|
Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 20 2017, 8:21pm
Post #3 of 13
(3869 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Due to a misunderstanding Bilbo's groundskeeper Carlwise Spackler took out Bofur's and Bifur's cousin Gofur. It was not pretty. /
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
******************************************
"You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my axe."
"And my giant flying eagles."
|
|
|
dormouse
Half-elven
Jul 23 2017, 2:10pm
Post #4 of 13
(3811 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Bilbo (shuddering): "Sp...sp....spider! Get rid of it someone...!"
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
There are things Gandalf might say at this point, but he thinks perhaps not......
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
|
|
|
Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 23 2017, 4:34pm
Post #5 of 13
(3806 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Gandalf sneaks a peek as Bilbo shakes-off the last of his business.
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
The soon to be 'Ringwinner', 'Web-cutter', & 'Barrel-rider' is, for now, simply - 'The Painful Urinator'.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
|
|
|
Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 26 2017, 4:31pm
Post #6 of 13
(3763 views)
Shortcut
|
Gandalf casts a spell of comfort as Bilbo passes a kidney stone . . .
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
|
|
|
Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 26 2017, 8:46pm
Post #7 of 13
(3743 views)
Shortcut
|
|
B: "Not only have they destroyed the plumbing and eaten all my food,
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
they've left Legos all over the floor in there!"
G: "Oh, they're quite a merry gathering!"
|
|
|
Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 26 2017, 9:09pm
Post #8 of 13
(3739 views)
Shortcut
|
An Easter egg for The LEGO Hobbit Movie!
Hey, I'd pay to see it!
******************************************
"You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my axe."
"And my giant flying eagles."
|
|
|
Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 26 2017, 9:28pm
Post #9 of 13
(3735 views)
Shortcut
|
Gandalf's response to Bilbo's complaints at that point in the film always sounded a bit labored to me. In this scenario, however, it makes perfect sense. 
|
|
|
StingingFly
Lorien
Jul 31 2017, 8:08pm
Post #10 of 13
(3640 views)
Shortcut
|
|
"You’re a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I’m quite fond of you. But you are really just a little fellow, in a wide world after all"
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
|
|
|
Delrond
Rohan
Aug 2 2017, 4:52pm
Post #11 of 13
(3585 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Oh, all right. You want my best Wolverine?//
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
|
|
|
L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 3 2017, 7:07pm
Post #12 of 13
(3558 views)
Shortcut
|
|
That little tweak gets you the win!//
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
|
|
|
Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 3 2017, 11:15pm
Post #13 of 13
(3548 views)
Shortcut
|
|
Many thanks L. Ron. Anyone whose ever passed a kidney stone
[In reply to]
|
Can't Post
|
|
knows that this is the proper and accepted stance and proper and accepted facial expression needed to accomplish said mission.
I'll try and come up with something in the next few days...
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
|
|
|
|
|
Tweaking . . .
[