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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXI

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 20 2017, 12:44am

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Thanks to Darkstone for the tag! Now what can you all make of this?



Original here: http://www.caps.media/...eencaps.com-2605.jpg

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


(This post was edited by L. Ron Halfelven on Jul 20 2017, 12:46am)


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jul 20 2017, 6:54pm

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Gandalf: My dear Bilbo, what on earth is the matter? [In reply to] Can't Post

Bilbo: What's the matter? You keep stepping on my foot, that's whats the matter!Mad

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 20 2017, 8:21pm

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Due to a misunderstanding Bilbo's groundskeeper Carlwise Spackler took out Bofur's and Bifur's cousin Gofur. It was not pretty. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And my giant flying eagles."


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 23 2017, 2:10pm

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Bilbo (shuddering): "Sp...sp....spider! Get rid of it someone...!" [In reply to] Can't Post

There are things Gandalf might say at this point, but he thinks perhaps not......

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 23 2017, 4:34pm

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Gandalf sneaks a peek as Bilbo shakes-off the last of his business. [In reply to] Can't Post

The soon to be 'Ringwinner', 'Web-cutter', & 'Barrel-rider' is, for now, simply - 'The Painful Urinator'.

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 26 2017, 4:31pm

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Tweaking . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf casts a spell of comfort as Bilbo passes a kidney stone . . .

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 26 2017, 8:46pm

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B: "Not only have they destroyed the plumbing and eaten all my food, [In reply to] Can't Post

they've left Legos all over the floor in there!"

G: "Oh, they're quite a merry gathering!"


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 26 2017, 9:09pm

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Ah! [In reply to] Can't Post

An Easter egg for The LEGO Hobbit Movie!

Hey, I'd pay to see it!

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"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And my giant flying eagles."


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 26 2017, 9:28pm

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And.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf's response to Bilbo's complaints at that point in the film always sounded a bit labored to me. In this scenario, however, it makes perfect sense. Laugh


StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 31 2017, 8:08pm

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"Youre a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and Im quite fond of you. But you are really just a little fellow, in a wide world after all" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Delrond
Rohan


Aug 2 2017, 4:52pm

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Oh, all right. You want my best Wolverine?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 3 2017, 7:07pm

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That little tweak gets you the win!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 3 2017, 11:15pm

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Many thanks L. Ron. Anyone whose ever passed a kidney stone [In reply to] Can't Post

knows that this is the proper and accepted stance and proper and accepted facial expression needed to accomplish said mission.

I'll try and come up with something in the next few days...

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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