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Darkstone
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Jul 11 2017, 1:55pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest LX
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Camper Van Beethoven fan Otaku-sempai for picking me as the fifty-ninth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
According to the Sacred Rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the sixtieth screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here.
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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Ataahua
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Jul 11 2017, 7:23pm
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The usual mother-in-law problems pale in comparison to Elrond's mother-in-law problems. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jul 11 2017, 8:23pm
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Elrond: How can you be seasick on dry land???
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 11 2017, 8:53pm
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What GREEN TINT are they referring to THIS time?!!!!!!
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Silverlode
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Jul 11 2017, 10:13pm
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Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jul 12 2017, 4:16am
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Elrond: "...'All shall love me and despair'?...you got that half-right"
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jul 12 2017, 2:31pm
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So sorry, Your Majesty, but we're all out of coffee. //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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Jul 12 2017, 7:20pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Nuradar
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Jul 13 2017, 5:14pm
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Elrond: Are you alright my lady?
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Elrond: Are you alright my lady?
Galadriel: I shouldn't have eaten that fourth piece of lembas...
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Darkstone
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Jul 17 2017, 1:23pm
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Go forth and post!
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And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
-Leviticus 19:33-34
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Darkstone
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Jul 17 2017, 1:27pm
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From "Lord of the Ringu"
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And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
-Leviticus 19:33-34
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jul 19 2017, 11:28am
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Elrond returns home early to discover the secret to Galadriel's ageless appearance is her Green Tea and Seaweed spa treatments
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"*That's* how she never looks a day over 2,500!" 
(This post was edited by Loresilme on Jul 19 2017, 11:37am)
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