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The Hobbit Caption Contest LX

Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 11 2017, 1:55pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LX Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Camper Van Beethoven fan Otaku-sempai for picking me as the fifty-ninth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the Sacred Rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the sixtieth screenshot for all of you to caption:





The original screencap is here.

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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!

-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 11 2017, 7:23pm

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The usual mother-in-law problems pale in comparison to Elrond's mother-in-law problems. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jul 11 2017, 8:23pm

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Elrond: How can you be seasick on dry land??? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 11 2017, 8:53pm

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Green tint? GREEN TINT?!!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

What GREEN TINT are they referring to THIS time?!!!!!!


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 11 2017, 10:13pm

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LOL! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 12 2017, 4:16am

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Elrond: "...'All shall love me and despair'?...you got that half-right" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 12 2017, 10:55am

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There's goth, and then there's More-goth./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 12 2017, 2:31pm

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So sorry, Your Majesty, but we're all out of coffee. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 12 2017, 7:20pm

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Ha! Love it! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Nuradar
Rohan


Jul 13 2017, 5:14pm

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Elrond: Are you alright my lady? [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond: Are you alright my lady?

Galadriel: I shouldn't have eaten that fourth piece of lembas...


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 17 2017, 1:23pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

-Leviticus 19:33-34


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 17 2017, 1:27pm

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"Elrond watched the video!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 From "Lord of the Ringu"

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And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

-Leviticus 19:33-34


Loresilme
Valinor


Jul 19 2017, 11:28am

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Elrond returns home early to discover the secret to Galadriel's ageless appearance is her Green Tea and Seaweed spa treatments [In reply to] Can't Post

 "*That's* how she never looks a day over 2,500!" Sly


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Jul 19 2017, 11:37am)

 
 

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