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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jul 5 2017, 1:09pm
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Caption Contest LIX (Licks?)
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I have been charged with posting the fifty-ninth entry in the Hobbit Movies Caption Contest. I hope that this hasn't been used before:
Caption away!
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jul 5 2017, 6:45pm
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Gandalf turns away to keep from laughing at the short guy who's trying to look tough!//
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jul 6 2017, 2:33am
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Gandalf: "I'm not the one who shrank you! If you have an issue with your stature I suggest you talk to the gentleman over there chomping on a carrot!"
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dernwyn
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Jul 6 2017, 4:16pm
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Thorin's arguments with Gandalf always come up short. //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 7 2017, 12:55pm
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"Honest, Gandalf, it was like this when I got here." /
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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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cats16
Half-elven
Jul 8 2017, 5:29am
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Simba/Thorin: Hey wait! You knew my father?
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Rafiki/Gandalf: Correction: I know your father.
Simba/Thorin: I hate to tell you this, but he died. A long time ago.
Rafiki/Gandalf: Nope, wrong again! He's alive and I will show him to you. You follow old Gandalf, he knows the way!
Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Jul 8 2017, 9:21pm
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Gandalf: This is the second time you are letting a dragon burn down your home.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jul 8 2017, 9:42pm
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...I was supposed to post a new round the the Lord of the Rings Caption Contest. Somehow my wires got crossed and I posted a new Hobbit Caption Contest by mistake (and before the last one had even ended). Dame Ioreth, the true winner of the previous contest, has been a sport and has posted the new LotR contest. I will announce a winner for this contest in a few days.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 8 2017, 10:29pm
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No, Thorin, I'll have no part in this nutty scheme.
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Not even you lot could do a five-day flip on this dump.
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Otaku-sempai
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Jul 10 2017, 9:35pm
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I declare Darkstone the winner!
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Again, I am very sorry for the mix-up (though I kinda like finding images for the Hobbit films better, probably because they haven't been mined as thoroughly).
Darkstone, do that thing you do!
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 11 2017, 1:38pm
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Thanks!
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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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