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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 8 2017, 8:15pm

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Caption Contest CLV - Can't Post

Due to a slight hiccup, as winner of the last Hobbit Caption Contest, I have been transported to here to LOTRland to post the next picture.

So here it is! The next installment of the the legendary, the marvelous, the magical TORn LOTR Caption Contest!



I'll be away and off-the-grid for a week. When I come back I hope to find lots of giggles!


Caption away!

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 8 2017, 8:27pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, Dame Ioreth for coming up with a fair and reasonable solution to the problem that I accidentally brought about! I will sit out this round (and maybe a couple more) in restitution for my error.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.Ē -- The Doctor


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 8 2017, 8:46pm

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No worries. [In reply to] Can't Post

It all comes out in the wash at the end, as my grandma would say. Smile I hope you don't sit this one out. I like reading your captions!

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 8 2017, 9:10pm

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Sam: "Gollum's a Man? This marsh gas must be really getting to me." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 8 2017, 9:25pm

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"No, trust me, [In reply to] Can't Post

it's the latest cloaking technology. Better than those tatty old things you guys got. Nobody will know I was here."


cats16
Valinor


Jul 9 2017, 1:03am

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"Look Sam, the Serkis came to town early this year!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Sorry sorry, had to be done. Cool

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




(This post was edited by cats16 on Jul 9 2017, 1:03am)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 9 2017, 2:15am

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*slow hand-clap* [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Alveric
Bree


Jul 10 2017, 11:14am

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What's 'computer generated images,' precious? [In reply to] Can't Post

Sam: "Com - pu - ter gen - -oh, why bother!"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 10 2017, 11:43am

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We told nassty CGI character to go away and away he goes, preciouss. Andy is free!/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 10 2017, 4:04pm

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Yanking off the Nazgul's cloak, Sam saw for himself why Frodo was so freaked by the "pale king". // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!

-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 12 2017, 12:16am

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Realizing the One Ring was as fake as Gollum, Frodo threw it aside and went home to leave a comfortable life, happily ever after.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 12 2017, 12:27am

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Ha! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 12 2017, 4:22am

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Gollum bamboozles his captors by slipping on a Rob Schneider mask! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 18 2017, 5:00am

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The Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

I like your sense of humor, cats16. This one had me snorting my tea!

I'm glad you did it. Cool

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






cats16
Valinor


Jul 20 2017, 5:00am

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Lor bless you, DI! [In reply to] Can't Post

Many thanks! And I hope the tea didn't crash your computer. :)

Will go hunting for a new screenshot in the wilderness of the internet. Back in a covfefe!

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