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Samwise Gamgee versus Groundskeeper Willie


Jul 7 2017, 12:54pm

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Samwise Gamgee versus Groundskeeper Willie Can't Post

Who's best at trimming the verge?

Undercard: Elanor Gamgee versus Lisa Simpson: Who makes Valedictorian?


Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!

-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings


Jul 9 2017, 6:15am

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Do you really have to ask? [In reply to] Can't Post

Sam Smile

Grey Havens

Jul 9 2017, 5:42pm

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Putting in a ringer... Edward Scissorhands for his topiary. [In reply to] Can't Post

Sam's a beet and potatoes kind of guy so not a exotic.

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