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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 7 2017, 12:54pm
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Samwise Gamgee versus Groundskeeper Willie
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Who's best at trimming the verge?
Undercard: Elanor Gamgee versus Lisa Simpson: Who makes Valedictorian?
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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Jul 9 2017, 5:42pm
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Putting in a ringer... Edward Scissorhands for his topiary.
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Sam's a beet and potatoes kind of guy so not a exotic.
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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