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Caption Contest LVIII

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 1 2017, 2:23am

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Caption Contest LVIII Can't Post

If it were me in this situation I'd try to yell something as amusing as possible. Wouldn't you?



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Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 1 2017, 2:27am

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Oh, no! Thorin fell down a well! [In reply to] Can't Post

Lassie, go get help! Go get help, Lassie!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 2 2017, 7:41am

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"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Thorin-flavoured chocolate-coated Oakenshield? Ew. No one would buy it." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains,
Our singing’s part of canon.
We do routines and chorus scenes
While dancing with abandon.
We killed Isildur in the Gladden,
To help Sauron bring Armageddon!"

-From "Spamwise The Musical"


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 2 2017, 1:20pm

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ROD SERLING (voice-over): You, Thorin Oakenshield, have entered...The Twilight Zone. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 4 2017, 3:22pm

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Thorin's attempt to shoot the curl ends in a spectacular wipeout.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






cats16
Valinor


Jul 4 2017, 4:41pm

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*replies with another meme* [In reply to] Can't Post

Blurred Mr. Krabs

(And I finally got a Photobucket account, so this is my annoying test of that service.)

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




(This post was edited by cats16 on Jul 4 2017, 4:41pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 4 2017, 5:46pm

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"Help! I've fallen into a flashback and I can't get out!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Is a second entry permitted?

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 4 2017, 11:24pm

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Poster boy in the campaign [In reply to] Can't Post

banning the use of LSD, 1967.


StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 6 2017, 2:37am

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Thorin 5 minutes earlier...."These rations are still good! A little mold never hurt anyone" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 8 2017, 4:56pm

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We have a winner-- and an unusual situation (please read on...) [In reply to] Can't Post

Since Otaku-sempai accidentally responded to winning the most recent LOTR Caption Contest by posting a new Hobbit Caption Contest, the most logical thing here would probably be for you to complete the criss-cross by posting a new LOTR contest. Make sense?


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 8 2017, 7:51pm

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errrrrr.... [In reply to] Can't Post

What do I do?

Post an LOTR pic here?

Or post a LOTR pic there?

But thank you very much for the honor!

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 8 2017, 8:09pm

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Post there, as 'Caption Contest CLV', I think. [In reply to] Can't Post

Just an impromptu solution, you understand. Only thing I could think of.


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 8 2017, 8:13pm

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Got it! Will do!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 8 2017, 8:19pm

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Aaack! [In reply to] Can't Post

Did I err? Consider my contest a side-quest, a practice-run, a goof on my part. I will request the header be changed to reflect the unofficial status (with my most sincere apologies!).

Either that or Dame Ioreth can post the new entry for the LotR caption contest instead. Either is acceptable to me. I await instructions.

Again, I am most sorry for my mistake. Blush

EDIT: You seem to have come up with the same solution as I suggested. Following the end of the present contest, perhaps I should withdraw from competition for a time as my punishment. Also, good job, Dame Ioreth!

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jul 8 2017, 8:23pm)

 
 

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