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Caption Contest CLIV,,,, or Clive, as we might possibly call him....

dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 28 2017, 7:44pm

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Caption Contest CLIV,,,, or Clive, as we might possibly call him.... Can't Post

The dormouse bustles round, laying out fresh tea, sandwiches and cakes for anyone who happens to pass this way: who knows it might provide inspiration!
*Cough*.... Here, for your delectation, amusement and fertile imaginations, I am pleased to offer the following picture. Go forth and caption!



For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Jun 28 2017, 8:06pm

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"Who ate the last bit of lembas?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 28 2017, 8:21pm

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Gandalf is extremely cautious about saying anything remotely humorous at the moment as he wants no part of Bilbo's sponge-take. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains,
Our singing’s part of canon.
We do routines and chorus scenes
While dancing with abandon.
We killed Isildur in the Gladden,
To help Sauron bring Armageddon!"

-From "Spamwise The Musical"


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 28 2017, 11:39pm

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As Bilbo choked and pointed desperately to his throat for help, Gandalf replied: "First word; first syllable. Croak? Smoke? Poke?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 29 2017, 2:50pm

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Bilbo's 'Gollum imitations' were less than charitable, considering the hundreds of years he went without access to a tooth brush. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 29 2017, 3:41pm

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"And then Beorn called me 'little bunny'! Can you imagine?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 5 2017, 6:16am

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I chuckled at all of these, but the baton has to pass to someone.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Otaku, congratulations! Hobbit reference much appreciated... Cool Go forth and choose the next round....

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 5 2017, 12:25pm

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Thank you, dormouse! [In reply to] Can't Post

I will try to find and post a suitable image soon.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

 
 

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