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Ataahua
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Jun 20 2017, 11:30pm
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Caption contest CLIII
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What could these two orcs be saying? Has something caught their attention? Or is this a 'before' pic in a beauty shot?
Write your caption and tell us what's happening here! :)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jun 21 2017, 2:39pm
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"What is this dental floss you speak of?" //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
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Jun 21 2017, 5:07pm
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"And when I told him we were there to bear his desk to the Houses of Lamentation beyond all darkness, he lost it and pulled out his Swingline, and after he ran out of staples he set the building on fire."/
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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 21 2017, 7:47pm
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I do know it's Friday. And yeah, I do know today's special is fish. Well, now, here's how it is: see, me and the boys, we don't care about your Fridays or your stinkin fish. We come for meat and we ain't leavin' till we get it, got it?! [threatening pause, a blast of very bad breath] Or maybe you never heard the phrase, 'Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!', hmmmm?"
(This post was edited by Lissuin on Jun 21 2017, 7:49pm)
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jun 21 2017, 7:54pm
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Five chances those dunghill rats at the piercing shop had to get the nose ring in the right place./
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Ataahua
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Jun 22 2017, 12:31am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Jun 22 2017, 10:56pm
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Oy, take those nose piercings out, you look like a bull.
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I always follow my job through.
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Alveric
Lorien
Jun 25 2017, 11:29pm
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Good morning! United Airlines customer service department, how may I help you?
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(Maybe a bit of a cheap shot...)
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dormouse
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Jun 26 2017, 8:39am
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Hmmm..... And you say you're experiencing hallucinations? //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Ataahua
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Jun 27 2017, 5:37am
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And the winner is .... *drumroll*...dormouse!
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Congratulations! You're up for the next caption competition. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jun 27 2017, 7:18am
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Eek.. squeak! 'Tis honoured, I am....
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*The dormouse scuttles away to look for a suitable film still.....
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Jun 27 2017, 4:11pm
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I fall asleep during my nose ring appointment, and wake up with this! //
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Darkstone
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Jun 27 2017, 6:01pm
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Ernestine loved counting her boyfriend's "ringy-dingies". /
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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream
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