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The Hobbit Caption Contest LVII

Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 19 2017, 5:37pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LVII Can't Post

 

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Believer in Santa Claus Ataahua for picking me as the fifty-sixth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Indefatigable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter this screenshot for all of you to caption:




The original screencap is here.

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 19 2017, 6:21pm

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"Is it agreed? We shall have the deep-dish with extra cheese and pepperoni!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jun 19 2017, 9:34pm

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Elrond: "Sorry Gandalf, but I'm not going to play "spin the dagger" with my mother-in-law! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's just GROSS!"Frown

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


cats16
Valinor


Jun 22 2017, 3:26am

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"We're gonna build a beautiful wall, and we're gonna make Mordor pay for it!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 22 2017, 4:07am

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Elrond: "I think I know where that missing nuclear warhead is." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jun 22 2017, 4:08am)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 22 2017, 4:28am

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GALADRIEL: You cannot fight in here! This is the War Room! // [In reply to] Can't Post

SARUMAN (off-screen): Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Jun 22 2017, 5:12am

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Gandalf and the elves of the round table. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 22 2017, 2:12pm

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"I'm thinking about redoing this floor with wall to wall carpeting. [In reply to] Can't Post

Do you think this material goes with the table?"


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 22 2017, 4:16pm

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Army Lorien supports Orc Army Moria->Rivendell? Why, you backstabbing.../ [In reply to] Can't Post



dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 25 2017, 8:50am

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As the argument rages above his head..... [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf begins to understand how frustrating a dwarf's life must be.

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 25 2017, 7:05pm

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Elrond: "In my defense, that lunch didn't even have a name on it..." [In reply to] Can't Post

Galadriel: "My name was clearly printed on that bag"
Elrond: "....was it written in Quenya?...I am only half-Elven you know"
Galadriel: "....."


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 27 2017, 2:42pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Despite the fact that we're probably the only two people who get it.

What's really hilarious about your caption is that I've seen those *exact* facial expressions in the wake of similar double-crossing moves in Diplomacy!

Go forth and post!

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 27 2017, 2:46pm

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Kudos to all! [In reply to] Can't Post

*Everyone* was so good that I had to spend the past 24 hours agonizing over who to pick for the winner.

Ironically I'd thought the screencap would be difficult to caption. Boy was I wrong! (But what else is new?)

Unofficially you're all winners!

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 1 2017, 2:26am

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Thag you very buch!/ [In reply to] Can't Post


 
 

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