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Caption Contest LVI

Ataahua
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Jun 13 2017, 7:37pm

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Caption Contest LVI Can't Post

As per the rules both Ancient and Noble, herewith is the latest photo for captioning by the great and the geek. Have at it!



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 13 2017, 7:41pm

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You'd have to send me home tied up in a sack to stop me... so here I am tied up in a sack. Aren't you going to send me home?/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Smaug the iron
Gondor


Jun 13 2017, 7:56pm

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Bilbo Baggins? More like Bilbo Sackings. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dernwyn
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Jun 14 2017, 12:06am

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So that's what a Sackville-Baggins looks like! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 14 2017, 6:21pm

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Because of the excessive sacks in the Trollshaws scene PJ eliminated all the violins at Bag End so he could preserve a PG-13 rating. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


ange1e4e5
Rohan

Jun 14 2017, 7:07pm

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New game: [In reply to] Can't Post

Sack racing with trolls.

I always follow my job through.


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jun 14 2017, 8:01pm

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Bilbo finally remembers what the Dwarves forgot to bring to the Trollshaws slumber party: SNACKS! [In reply to] Can't Post

Bilbo: "Would it be too late for me to run home and grab a few things?"
Kili: "Pssst, Bilbo - we already ate everything, remember?"
Bilbo: Frown

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


dernwyn
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Jun 14 2017, 8:30pm

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*places head in hand and groans* [In reply to] Can't Post

That's why some people refuse to attend live band and orchestra concerts - too much sax and violins.

Tongue


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 15 2017, 1:55pm

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Well [In reply to] Can't Post

Perhaps I should have went with my original caption: "Some of Santa's sacks inadvertently fell from the sleigh on the way to Estrogen Island."

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jun 15 2017, 5:22pm

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Bwahahahaha!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Perhaps I should have went with my original caption: "Some of Santa's sacks inadvertently fell from the sleigh on the way to Estrogen Island."


So THAT'S what happened to my Christmas present!


I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


sevilodorf
Grey Havens


Jun 15 2017, 9:14pm

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LOL// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 15 2017, 9:51pm

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Next on "Happy Trails, Happy Trolls" - join Bert, Will and Tom as they rustle up the newest Boil in Bag backpack snacks - Drizzled Dwarf Drops and Hearty Hobbit Hash! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Fereth
Rivendell


Jun 16 2017, 1:33am

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After one crack too many from the dwarves about how good Thorin was "in the sack", Bilbo felt it was time to make as dignified an exit as possible. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 16 2017, 6:07am

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1957: The 'iconic' Givenchy sack dress [In reply to] Can't Post




(sigh) There really is nothing new in fashion, darling.


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 18 2017, 7:10pm

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Winner! Congrats, Darkstone! [In reply to] Can't Post

To you falls the joyful burden of posting the next pic for captioning. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 19 2017, 4:42pm

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"Alright, it's pleasure to be here in Eriador with such a fine audience of Trolls...I tell you, I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me"..*crickets chirping* "um, I have better material, please don't eat me!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 19 2017, 5:11pm

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Wow! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks!

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream

 
 

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