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Alveric
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Jun 10 2017, 11:30pm
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LOTR Caption contest CLII
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OK, here's the picture. Hope it hasn't been done before. I won't insist, but may I suggest that the fell beast is the one speaking here?
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 10 2017, 11:58pm
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A Nazgûl never has trouble finding a parking space. //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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cats16
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Jun 11 2017, 3:57am
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"Ya wanna know how I got these scars?" //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Ataahua
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Jun 11 2017, 8:59am
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"Do I have any Gondorian in my teeth?"
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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CuriousG
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Jun 11 2017, 2:36pm
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"Does having a Nazgul on my back make me look fat?" //
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Meneldor
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Jun 12 2017, 2:09am
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"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille." //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
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Jun 12 2017, 4:28am
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A beast is a beast, at least, at least, and no one can talk to a beast, at least. That is, at least, unless the beast is the famous Mr. Fang!
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Go right to the East and ask the beast, He'll give a welcome to join the feast. Of course by then you'll be deceased, If you talk to Mr. Fang. People go yakkity-yak a streak and waste time on the street, But Mr. Fang will never speak unless he has someone to eat. A beast is a beast, at least, at least, And this one will talk til your breath has ceased. You never heard of a talking beast? Well listen to this: "I am Mr. Fang!" *chomp*
****************************************** Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth! -From Radagasti: The Moth Dream
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sador
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Jun 12 2017, 5:22am
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"Should I tell the Master about those midgets I saw below the Tower?
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Nah. There isn't a morsel between them two. Shelob can have 'em."
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Lissuin
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Jun 12 2017, 5:53am
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Witch-king of Angmar: [after realizing for the first time that Mister Fang can talk] This is incredible. I don't understand how it's possible. Mister Fang: Don't try - it's bigger than both of us.
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Loresilme
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Jun 13 2017, 12:21pm
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"I might look fell but it's just you can't tell that I'm really sad and I feel so bad because everyone always stays away on 'Take Your Pet to Work Day'"
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jun 13 2017, 4:49pm
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OK if I take 8th Avenue uptown, mac? Lots of traffic today from the Isildur's Birthday parade./
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StingingFly
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Jun 18 2017, 4:49pm
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Nazgul: "Sure, I can lead him left or right with the reins, but how do I make him go up and down?!...We should have worked this out before we took off...I suppose it will get tired and land eventually"
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Darkstone
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Jun 19 2017, 7:01pm
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I didn't think anyone would remember that show. (Of course I named my first horse Edward.)
****************************************** Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth! -From Radagasti: The Moth Dream
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Alveric
Lorien
Jun 20 2017, 10:22am
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That would be Ataahua. It's an oldie but a goodie. But also an honorable mention to the poets this time, darkstone and Loresilme.
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Ataahua
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Jun 20 2017, 9:57pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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