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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jun 3 2017, 3:11am
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New from Mattel: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Stone-giants!
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Scale: 1:1
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jun 4 2017, 4:08am
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"What a bunch of blockheads!" - Lucy van Pelt//
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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DainPig
Gondor
Jun 4 2017, 8:28pm
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"Next Michael Bay movie features primitive versions of Autobots and Decepticons"
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jun 4 2017, 10:47pm
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Rocco: "Outta my way Talc!"...
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Stone: "You talkin' to me Tuff guy?"
Rocco: "Are you stoned? Of course I'm talkin' to you!"
Stone: "Yah, well, your Papa was a rollin' stone"
Rocco: "Let's Rock!"
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Ataahua
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Jun 5 2017, 3:06am
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Hobbit you’re a boy, just a Dwarf toy
Playin’ for a stone that will put a mad King on a throne
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Followin’ the others all over the place
We will, we will rock you!
We will, we will rock you!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jun 5 2017, 1:40pm
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At some point during their existential debate over whether they were real or metaphorical the Stone Giants descended into the classic fallacy of “reducio ad punching”.
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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jun 12 2017, 9:31pm
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The 'Rocky VIII' project is saddled with a literal-minded casting director./
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Ataahua
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Jun 13 2017, 3:03am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jun 13 2017, 12:02pm
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Once again, little Sauron Jr. wins the Mordor Middle School Science Fair, this year with his crystal-growing project, "Big Rock Candy Mountains" //
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*applause!*
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