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Caption Contest CL

Alveric
Rivendell


May 31 2017, 7:27pm

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Here's my suggested picture. Neither statue has its mouth noticeably open, but we can assume they might mutter something out of the sides of their mouths.



(This post was edited by Alveric on May 31 2017, 7:30pm)


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


May 31 2017, 7:47pm

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Stop! in the name of love/Gondor, before you break my heart/Fellowship./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


May 31 2017, 7:50pm

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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... NOT!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


Smaug the iron
Gondor


May 31 2017, 8:42pm

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Use the force Isildur. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


May 31 2017, 9:18pm

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After aiding the Last Alliance in their defeat of Sauron, the Stone Giants offered a celebratory high five!.... [In reply to] Can't Post

....and there they wait to this day.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


May 31 2017, 9:44pm

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"Nothing to see here. Move along! Move along!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


CuriousG
Half-elven


May 31 2017, 11:45pm

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"My beard is so itchy, but being made of stone, I can't scratch." "I'm stuck here centuries listening to you complain like that."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Yngwulff
Gondor


Jun 1 2017, 2:13am

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Talk to the hands! Gondor doesn't give a Damn! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 1 2017, 3:21am

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"Simon says... hold your pose for a thousand years!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 1 2017, 3:23am

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"This isn't the kingdom you're looking for." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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cats16
Valinor


Jun 1 2017, 4:49am

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"What's the password?" "Covfefe" "Ah geez, let the schmuck in!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




sador
Half-elven


Jun 1 2017, 4:51am

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Waldorf: They aren't half bad. Statler: No, they're all bad! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 1 2017, 6:57am

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Or should that be... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Waldorfir and Statlerthorn?

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 1 2017, 5:21pm

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"I told you not to stare into her hideous face..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Couldn't help it, it was all those snakes. So why did YOU stare?"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

(This post was edited by dormouse on Jun 1 2017, 5:23pm)


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 1 2017, 8:24pm

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"I swear, if you don't stop humming "Like a Rolling Stone..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Oh, was I doing it again? Sorry.
I am a rock. I am an iiiiisland..."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Alveric
Rivendell


Jun 1 2017, 10:05pm

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Darkstone's the winner [In reply to] Can't Post

I pass this weighty mantle onto thee, O Darkstone!
Honorable mention to Cats16 for the topical covfefe reference which made me laugh.
My own caption would have been "You know, I think you're right--the fuchsia nail polish really does suit me better..."


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 1 2017, 10:50pm

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That was quick! [In reply to] Can't Post

In a hurry to pass the mantle on, Alveric? Angelic

Congratulations to Darkstone!

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jun 1 2017, 10:51pm)


Alveric
Rivendell


Jun 1 2017, 10:52pm

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too quick? [In reply to] Can't Post

I looked at some of the other caption contests and they seemed to call it at about 10 answers, so...


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 2 2017, 1:04am

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Time [In reply to] Can't Post

I just meant time-wise, you called it quickly. It was barely more than one day. It's all good.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jun 2 2017, 1:05am)


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 2 2017, 1:07pm

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Cool! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks!

And nice caption re nail polish!

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 6 2017, 4:54am

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No offense, Isildur, but if I had it to do over I'd ask to be built on the upwind side./ [In reply to] Can't Post


 
 

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