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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 1 2017, 12:28am

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It is well that Wargs are so terrible, or we should grow too fond of them./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 1 2017, 1:50am

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Oh, I wish I was with Rosie Cotton [In reply to] Can't Post

Old hobbits there are not forgotten
Look away, look away
Look away, South Farthing!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


the 13th warrior
Rivendell


Jun 2 2017, 4:22am

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When Bill Ferney sold Bill the Pony to the Hobbits.... [In reply to] Can't Post

  
Ferney said "Look I know he's not much of a nag but I did go to the trouble of stealing him...."

The 13th Warrior, Left Field Caliphate
(from the scroll rooms of Gondor)

Gone with the Wind equals TORN one liners, who knew???


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 2 2017, 6:36am

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Or as they told Sean Bean: "You should be killed and often."/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 2 2017, 1:48pm

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Gandalf: "Isengard is too small for a kingdom and too large for an insane asylum." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


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Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 2 2017, 1:50pm

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Stephen Cranefoot: “It was not well to drive hobbits into final corners; at those moments they could all develop teeth and claws.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 2 2017, 1:53pm

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Sam: "O Frodo! my Frodo! our fearful trip is done..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream

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