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Caption Contest CXLVIX


May 6 2017, 11:26pm

Post #1 of 12 (3643 views)
Caption Contest CXLVIX Can't Post

A hearty thank you to the frowning Elf Lord for the nod.

Let's go back to Helm's Deep for this Caption...talk about uninvited guests!


May 7 2017, 2:46am

Post #2 of 12 (3566 views)
Captain Smith: What was that, Mr. Aragorn? A: An iceberg...I mean, a battering ram, sir. [In reply to] Can't Post

Smith: Find the carpenter. Get him to sound the gates.

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!


May 7 2017, 10:08am

Post #3 of 12 (3544 views)
Theoden wonders... [In reply to] Can't Post

..whether getting up that morning was quite such a good idea after all!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


May 7 2017, 11:55am

Post #4 of 12 (3534 views)
No Gimli, keep your trousers on. I don't think we need be quite that savage. [In reply to] Can't Post



May 8 2017, 1:37pm

Post #5 of 12 (3441 views)
"Looks like I'm going to have to build a snowman whether I want to or not!" / [In reply to] Can't Post



Once Radagast dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Radagast. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Radagast. But he didn't know if he was Radagast who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Radagast. Between Radagast and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Aiwendil dreaming he's both Radagast *and* a moth!
-From Radagasti: The Moth Dream

(This post was edited by Darkstone on May 8 2017, 1:46pm)


May 10 2017, 7:01pm

Post #6 of 12 (3264 views)
Uh-oh--did I clear my browser history? [In reply to] Can't Post


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May 11 2017, 8:39am

Post #7 of 12 (3216 views)
Theoden: [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh no, not again! I hope we have enough life boats this time!

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

May 11 2017, 4:21pm

Post #8 of 12 (3182 views)
That's the last time I ask "Is that all you can conjure, Saruman?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post


May 15 2017, 2:16am

Post #9 of 12 (3038 views)
The Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A brilliant bit of irony, Alveric. I enjoy comparing that caption with the expression on Theoden's face!
Lead On!


May 31 2017, 12:33am

Post #10 of 12 (2757 views)
Thanks and What? [In reply to] Can't Post

In a reply to another thread, CuriousG informs me that apparently I'm supposed to come up with a new picture for the Caption Contest. Um, might be a slight problem, technology-wise...


May 31 2017, 2:30am

Post #11 of 12 (2743 views)
OMG! I shouldn't have drank the prune juice! [In reply to] Can't Post


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


May 31 2017, 10:24am

Post #12 of 12 (2724 views)
Indeed, good Alveric... [In reply to] Can't Post

...that is the cost for being so clever. Check out the "image posting guide," which can be found in a couple of places, including as a 'sticky' at the top of the 'Movies-LOTR' section we are in now. It can be a little tricky, I actually use Firefox just for posting images because that is what the tutorial uses. Good luck!

(This post was edited by StingingFly on May 31 2017, 10:24am)


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