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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 26 2017, 3:21pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest LI(!)
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Newhart fan Kilidoescartwheels for picking me as the fiftieth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest. According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the fifty-first screenshot for all of you to caption: The original screencap is here.
****************************************** "People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society." -George Lucas, 1988
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 26 2017, 4:05pm
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"He asks the impossible! I need more dwarves."
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"Perhaps you can tell him that when he arrives. The dragon king is not as forgiving as I am."
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 27 2017, 1:51am
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"They’re nice but they’re not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high." //
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dernwyn
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Apr 27 2017, 2:38am
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Ataahua
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Apr 27 2017, 9:41am
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A fault in the manufacturing process saw the latest batch of Cylons exhibit excessive hair growth. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 27 2017, 1:52pm
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Thrain: No, really - if you line them all up just right and push the first one, they'll fall one after the other!
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Thror: Sound hilarious *sarc*
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 27 2017, 3:40pm
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I told them and told them, the clone army doesn't come in until the second prequel./
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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 28 2017, 2:18pm
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One guard whispers to another.....
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"Psst.... Do you think he's brought the tin opener?"
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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StingingFly
Lorien
May 3 2017, 12:28am
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Thrain: "This year's contestants for Miss Erebor are equally lovely...there is only one way to settle this...Battle Royale! //
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 4 2017, 8:18pm
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Go forth and post!
****************************************** "The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." -From "The Triumph of Stupidity", by Bertrand Russell, 10 May 1933 "In this gloomy state of affairs, the brightest spot is America. In America democracy still appears well established, and the men in power deal with what is amiss by constructive measures, not by pogroms and wholesale imprisonment." -ibid
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