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Ataahua
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Apr 23 2017, 10:01pm

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• Black Rider Down.
• The Man From M. O. R. D. O. R.
• Sleepless in Minas Ithil.
• Hunt for the Ringbearers.
• North by North-East (featuring Legolas).
• Romancing the Orthanc Stone.
• Eternal Sunshine of the Flaming Eye.
• Dude, Where’s My Ring?
• 10 Things I Hate About Eowyn’s Stew.
• Thrainspotting.

Add your own! :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 23 2017, 10:55pm

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A few from the Westernesse genre: [In reply to] Can't Post

Blazing Stewards.
A Fistful of Taters.
High Núrn.
The Magnificent Nine.
The Good, the Bad, and the Úgluk.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 23 2017, 11:21pm

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A Few Good Dwarves [In reply to] Can't Post

Wightbusters
The Amazing Spider, Man!
Enter the Dragon of Erebor
A Yuletide Story
The Silence of the Conies

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 23 2017, 11:45pm

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Blazing Stewards.


ROFL!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 24 2017, 2:42am

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-Orklahoma [In reply to] Can't Post

-Green Tomatoes, Sausages, Nice Crispy Bacon
-The Day Middle-earth Stood Still
-The Eye Wide Shut
-The Unbearable Lightness of Being Legolas


sevilodorf
Tol Eressea


Apr 24 2017, 3:41am

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Belfalas By the Sea
Dunland Bound
The Hobbit Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
The Bridge on the River Anduin
Dances With Wargs

Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua

(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)




Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 24 2017, 6:49am

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The Bridge on the River Anduin [In reply to] Can't Post

A Beautiful Mine
Knocking Thrush, Hidden Dragon
O Gollum, Where Art Thou? (bridge movie)
The Wizard of Rhosgobel
How the Window on the West Was Won
The Ring and I
Breakfast at Galadriel's

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 24 2017, 11:05am

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HP & the Prisoner of Isengard // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



sample

We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell


Apr 24 2017, 7:54pm

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Thirteen Angry Dwarves [In reply to] Can't Post

Evenstar Wars
Pelennor Field of Dreams
Elven Holiday
To Kill a Knocking Thrush
Ram-Chariots of Fire
Think Like a Wizard
Silmaril Tap
Fangorn Forest Gump
The Wizard of Arda

"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research."
"But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."


Simon L. de Paiva
Bree


Apr 24 2017, 8:01pm

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Full Mithril Jacket ... [In reply to] Can't Post

... The Perks of Carrying a Ring of Power
Raiders of the Arkenstone
Gwaihir, or The Unexpected Virtue of Arriving when You Are Most Needed.
The Man with the Golden Ring ( Featuring a young Saruman)
Dr. StrangeGollum or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ring
Once Upon a Time in Minas Tirith


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 24 2017, 10:11pm

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Romancing the Arkenstone

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Raiders of the Arkenstone



Simon L. de Paiva
Bree


Apr 24 2017, 10:53pm

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Good one! ... [In reply to] Can't Post

 I thought I had seen it already on Ataahua's original post, but it was "Romancing the Orthanc Stone", my mistake, here are a few more:

The Silence of the Ents
Rise of the Forest of the Ents
The Curious Case of Bilbo Baggins
Reservoir Orcs
Inglorious Stewards


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 25 2017, 12:15am

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A New Estel [In reply to] Can't Post

The Wraith of Ghan-buri-Ghan
Mithrilado
The Last of the Numenoreans
Curse of the Black Rider
Sharkynado
Captain & King: The Far Side of Gondor
The Not-Man Who Stabbed Witch-King Angmar
Treebeard & Quickbeam: The Dambusters
All Quiet on the Eastern Wall
Smaug and the Bandits


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 25 2017, 12:28am

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Classy combo of fandoms: [In reply to] Can't Post


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A New Estel

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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 12:58am

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Saruman and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.... [In reply to] Can't Post

or Saruman's Coat of Many Colors --

just read Council of Elrond for the Reading Room discussion and Gandalf's tale of his conversation with Saruman.

Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua

(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)




Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 1:39am

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The Erufather Trilogy... [In reply to] Can't Post

along with

Wisefellas (this adaption of a memoir entitled Wise-Maia follows young Olorin's rise and fall as an associate of crime boss "Sharkey" Saruman)

My Blue Delving (fish-out-of-water must adapt when Witness Protection places him in the Shire posing as a hobbit)

Dori Brasco (narc detective goes under deep cover in his brother Nori's thieving syndicate)

Bagginsy ("Thirteen dwarves took turns juggling dishware in my pantry...Thirteen dwarves....")

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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 4:47am

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The Second Breakfast Club.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Eleventy-One Candles.

Some Kind of Bombadil.

Pretty in Pippin.

Uncle Brandybuck.

Eagles, Mearas, and Bunnysleds.

Lord Elrond's Fire.

Samwise Gamgee's Day Off.

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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 12:40pm

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Ringu a/k/a the Ring.... [In reply to] Can't Post

also...


Jian Gui a/k/a The Eye.

Saur-Ju-On: The Grudge.

Battle Royale of Pelennor Fields.

Smaug-jira a/k/a Smaugzilla

Oldhobbit

Crouching Túrin Hidden Glaurung

Yobilbo

Raise the Red Beacon

The Seven, Sam, and I

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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 25 2017, 1:18pm

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Frodo Baggins and the Sorcerer's Ring

Frodo Baggins and the Chamber of Mazarbul

Frodo Baggins and the Mountain of Fire

Frodo Baggins and the Order of the Eagles

Frodo Baggins and the Numenorean Blood King

Frodo Baggins and the Gondor Hallows


There's a franchise here!

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."



Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 1:35pm

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My Neighbor Bombadil.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Durin VI and the Caverns of Khazad-dûm

Idril of the Valley of Gondolin.

Frodo's Delivery Service.

Eärendil in the Sky.

Arwen-noke Hime, a/k/a Princess Arwen-noke.

Hobbited Away.

Bilb-yo f/k/a Bilb-yo on a Cliff in the Misties.

The Wind-lord Rises.

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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 25 2017, 2:03pm

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In Reply To
Pretty in Pippin


Pippin in Pink


In Reply To
Ringu a/k/a the Ring


Yubiwa Sono Ikko (a.k.a. The One Ring)*

* Feel free to correct my Japanese grammar if needful. I know it's a bit dodgy.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Apr 25 2017, 2:08pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 25 2017, 2:53pm

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Hmmmmm..... Parte Deux [In reply to] Can't Post

An Express Train Named Desire

A Maia Escaped, or The Eagle Flieth Where It Listeth

The Numenorean Candidate

The Treasure of the Ered Naneth

The Bride of Lurtz

Citizen Khamul

North By Northeast

From Mordor With Love

The Valar Must Be Crazy

Second Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."



(This post was edited by Darkstone on Apr 25 2017, 2:59pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 25 2017, 3:45pm

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Hmmmmm..... Parte Trois [In reply to] Can't Post

Eternal Sunshine of the Tookish Mind

Finding Dori

Wraithbusters

Corsairs of Umbar: The Curse of the Black Stone

Gone With the Withywindle

Guardians of the Galadhrim

The Sound of Ainur

Inglorious Baggens

All the Ring’s Men

Song of the Stoor (unavailable)

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."



Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Apr 25 2017, 6:55pm

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Iron Dwarf... [In reply to] Can't Post

The Incredible Holbytla

Thranduilson

Captain Dunedain: the First Adventurer

Iron Dwarf 2

The Adventurers

Captain Dunedain: The Steward's Soldier

Thranduilson 2: Dark World

The Adventurers: Age of Sauron

Iron Dwarf 3

Pint-sized

Captain Dunedain: Civil Kinstrife

Doctor Stormcrow



Coming to A Theatre Near You:


Spider's Bane: Homeleaving

Pint-sized and the Rasp

Thranduilson 3: Angmar-rok

Captain Merry-vel

The Adventurers: Eucatastrophe Wars

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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Apr 25 2017, 7:33pm

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You forgot [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
The Incredible Holbytla

Thranduilson

Captain Dunedain: the First Adventurer

Iron Dwarf 2

The Adventurers

Captain Dunedain: The Steward's Soldier

Thranduilson 2: Dark World

The Adventurers: Age of Sauron

Iron Dwarf 3

Pint-sized

Captain Dunedain: Civil Kinstrife

Doctor Stormcrow



Coming to A Theatre Near You:


Spider's Bane: Homeleaving

Pint-sized and the Rasp

Thranduilson 3: Angmar-rok

Captain Merry-vel

The Adventurers: Eucatastrophe Wars

Guardians of Middle-earth and Guardians of Middle-earth 2

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