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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 17 2017, 10:21pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest no. XLX(?)
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Not sure if that's right - I'm not very good with roman numerals, but anyway, here goes:
I'm sure some clever people will have fun with THIS one! Caption away!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Fereth
Rivendell
Apr 17 2017, 11:08pm
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Thorin: And that's how you use an ancient elvish blade to shave a dwarf bald.
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Nori and Dori will assist in the beards and mustaches segment, coming up after the break.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 18 2017, 1:38am
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"Hi! I'm Gaffer Gamgee! These are my sons Mike and Steadicam, and my brother Boom and my other brother Boom!" /
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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”
Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 18 2017, 8:46am
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"Quick, Dwalin... blue glow for orcs, green for......?" //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 18 2017, 7:31pm
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The crew called the sword Beaner, and hated it worse than Beater and Biter if possible./
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Apr 18 2017, 7:40pm
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"We will have our morning tea break or Orcrist wil know why." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Belegdir
Lorien
Apr 19 2017, 2:26pm
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Dori: We should have stayed on the path.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 21 2017, 2:21am
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"Is there no end to this accursed re-take?' said Thorin. 'Somebody must climb a dolly and have a look round. The only way is to choose the tallest crane that overhangs the set." //
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 26 2017, 2:21pm
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Well, it was a tough choice - complicated by the fact that I moved over the weekend and haven't gotten Internet set up yet Doing this a work, obviously. Thanks to everyone who played, and there were some GREAT responses, but Gaffer Gamgee will be proud!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 26 2017, 3:05pm
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Cool! Thanks!
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"People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society."
-George Lucas, 1988
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