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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 14 2017, 3:53am
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Caption Contest CXLVII
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Greetings & welcome to Round 147!
Thanks again to Meneldor for the winner's award last round.
As per our contest rules, I offer for your humorous captioning the screencap below. From the entries, I will award the next winner, who will then choose the next screencap.
Have at it, Captioneers! Tell us what is really going on here  !
Larger version can be found here.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 14 2017, 6:59am
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SAM: And in the morning, hangin' from the back of the waggon, was a hook! //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 14 2017, 8:50pm
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"...And blimey, if it don't look like sausage, tomatoes, nice crispy bacon again tomorrer."/
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(This post was edited by L. Ron Halfelven on Apr 14 2017, 8:52pm)
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Apr 15 2017, 2:02pm
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Pippin: "Frodo, just because you back is to the camera doesn't mean you can pick your nose like a troll." //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 15 2017, 8:46pm
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Pippin: She says her name is Tinkerbell
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and that if we think happy thoughts and let her sprinkle fairy dust on us, we can fly! She keeps talking about "the magic of Disney". Gandalf ever mention it?
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Belegdir
Lorien
Apr 16 2017, 1:16pm
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Frodo: Look gents, we need to get a bit further on before we camp. Like at least out of my back garden.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 16 2017, 8:31pm
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In their epic quest "In Search of the Lost Meal", the hobbits discover "Mooncheon"!
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I have sought, but I seek it vainly,
That one lost meal divine,
Which came from the soul of hunger,
And entered into mine.
-Adelaide Anne Procter-Baggins
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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”
Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Apr 18 2017, 8:41am
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Sam has the graham crackers, Merry has the chocolate bars, I have the marshmallows...what's wrong with you, Frodo?
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They're called s'mores! S'mores, not some mores, you idiot of a Took!
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FarFromHome
Valinor
Apr 18 2017, 8:55am
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Pippin: Come on Frodo, have some. It's all low carb. //
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They went in, and Sam shut the door.
But even as he did so, he heard suddenly,
deep and unstilled,
the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth.
From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 21 2017, 1:55am
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Congratulations L. Ron! Go forth and caption!
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