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The Hobbit Caption Contest XLVIII

Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 3 2017, 10:55am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XLVIII Can't Post

Thank you to Dormouse for the vote of confidence. It was fun to have your screencap in front of Bilbo's lovely hobbit hole because I had the great joy of visiting that very spot for the first time last month. Everybody - you gotta do that once, really! I'll go again for sure, and the next time in costume. Hmmm...perhaps Lobelia would let me borrow that hat for the occasion, you think?

And now, on with the captioning! I spy with my little eye a very tricksy guy running by......




Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 3 2017, 1:21pm

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Thorin: "Down in front!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Apr 3 2017, 7:17pm

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Allow me to introduce Peter son of Jack son of Oscar. King of cameos. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 3 2017, 7:17pm

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I'm called Little Buttercup, sweet Little Buttercup... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Apr 4 2017, 6:51pm

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Thorin: "Bar-b-que at Erebor! First come, first served?" [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ: "Bar-b-que? Where?"Wink

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 4 2017, 6:59pm

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"Let's get ready to grumble!!!!!" /// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."



Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 4 2017, 8:50pm

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Run! It's a barrberr! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 7 2017, 9:19pm

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The Dwarves' first attempt at square dancing was going well, until they got to "Ladies in, men sashay" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 7 2017, 9:47pm

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Oh, this is a good 'un! // [In reply to] Can't Post

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."



Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 8 2017, 9:21pm

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Ha HA! Belegdir's Barbarous Barbers win! [In reply to] Can't Post

Mark Twain's opinion of em.
http://www.twainquotes.com/mercury/Barbarous.html

Good one! Now go forth and find us a frame.
Cheers.


Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 9 2017, 1:33pm

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Thank you for the win. A new caption will be forthcoming. :) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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