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Caption Contest CXLVI

Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 1 2017, 5:31pm

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Caption Contest CXLVI Can't Post

In honor of today's announcement that George Lucas is writing the screenplay for the upcoming film adaptation of The Silmarillion, I choose to share not I, but II, pics from deleted scenes in LotR. Feel free to caption either, both, or neither, as The Force moves you.





They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 1 2017, 9:05pm

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Borojarjar: the reason why the orcs turned him into a arrow pin-cushion. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 1 2017, 10:52pm

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The Trilogy is completed! [In reply to] Can't Post

I thought I had lost this pic, but just found it way at the back of the dusty old hard drive. And now we have 3 pics, a trilogy, to caption.





They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 1 2017, 11:32pm

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OMG I want this on my wall. [In reply to] Can't Post

LOVE it! Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 2 2017, 1:05am

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"You carry the fate of us all, little one." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Apr 2 2017, 7:20am

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May the precious be with you. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 2 2017, 12:00pm

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The Dark Side is strong precious. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 2 2017, 1:31pm

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BOROJAR-JAR: Meesa search for Swrord-in-need-of-new-bat'ries. [In reply to] Can't Post

DARTH GOLLUM: Threaten ME with an over-sized letter opener, will you?

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 2 2017, 4:08pm

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Meesa would have followed yousa./ [In reply to] Can't Post



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 2 2017, 5:34pm

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If they strikes us down we becomes very strong, stronger than Wraiths./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 3 2017, 12:53am

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"Always two there are, no more, no less: A master and a baiter." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."

Merry: "I’ve got a bad feeling about this."

Pippin’s stomach: "Growwwl!!!”



dormouse
Half-elven


Apr 3 2017, 9:09am

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In which Lurtz goes to great lengths to make himself loveable..... [In reply to] Can't Post

I leave it to you to decide which picture this belongs to..... Tongue

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 3 2017, 1:18pm

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Loveable Lurtz [In reply to] Can't Post

Sounds like a good user name.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 3 2017, 1:26pm

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Wiki's lack of peripheral vision combined with the height of mallorn trees made disaster inevitable. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”

Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."

Merry: "I’ve got a bad feeling about this."

Pippin’s stomach: "Growwwl!!!”



CuriousG
Half-elven


Apr 3 2017, 8:19pm

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Witch-kings don't really die [In reply to] Can't Post

They go to live on a nice farm in the country and ride hi-speed air scooters all day long.


Harold.of.Whoa
Rivendell


Apr 3 2017, 11:16pm

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Borojar Jar: [In reply to] Can't Post

Better dead here than deader in Moria. Ye Valar, whatta meesa sayin'!?


Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 8 2017, 12:37pm

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More mashup mayhem: "Meesa has seen it, Topo, the white bubbles of Poseidonis, glimmering like spikes of pearl and silver, like C-beams in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 8 2017, 2:31pm

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"All those memories, Pippin, lost, like tears in silver rain." [In reply to] Can't Post

The Farce is strong in you, Loresilme. We present you with this gold medal (but none for your Wookiee friend). Already know you what you need to be the next caption host.

*roll credits with rousing John Williams fanfare*


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 10 2017, 2:14am

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Thanks Meneldor! I'll be back soon with the next round! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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