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Meneldor
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Apr 1 2017, 5:31pm
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Caption Contest CXLVI
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In honor of today's announcement that George Lucas is writing the screenplay for the upcoming film adaptation of The Silmarillion, I choose to share not I, but II, pics from deleted scenes in LotR. Feel free to caption either, both, or neither, as The Force moves you.
 
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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Apr 1 2017, 9:05pm
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Borojarjar: the reason why the orcs turned him into a arrow pin-cushion. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 1 2017, 10:52pm
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I thought I had lost this pic, but just found it way at the back of the dusty old hard drive. And now we have 3 pics, a trilogy, to caption.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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Apr 1 2017, 11:32pm
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LOVE it! 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 2 2017, 1:05am
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"You carry the fate of us all, little one." /
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Otaku-sempai
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Apr 2 2017, 1:31pm
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BOROJAR-JAR: Meesa search for Swrord-in-need-of-new-bat'ries.
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DARTH GOLLUM: Threaten ME with an over-sized letter opener, will you?
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 2 2017, 5:34pm
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If they strikes us down we becomes very strong, stronger than Wraiths./
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Darkstone
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Apr 3 2017, 12:53am
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"Always two there are, no more, no less: A master and a baiter." //
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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”
Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
Merry: "I’ve got a bad feeling about this."
Pippin’s stomach: "Growwwl!!!”
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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 3 2017, 9:09am
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In which Lurtz goes to great lengths to make himself loveable.....
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I leave it to you to decide which picture this belongs to..... 
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Meneldor
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Apr 3 2017, 1:18pm
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Sounds like a good user name.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
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Apr 3 2017, 1:26pm
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Wiki's lack of peripheral vision combined with the height of mallorn trees made disaster inevitable. /
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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.”
Gandalf: “Well, Sauron doesn't consider a nine-member fellowship to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Lord Elrond has demonstrated a weakness in the Dark Land. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to pass over the mountains of Mordor and cross the plateau of Gorgoroth to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The Cracks of Doom lead directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
Merry: "I’ve got a bad feeling about this."
Pippin’s stomach: "Growwwl!!!”
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CuriousG
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Apr 3 2017, 8:19pm
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They go to live on a nice farm in the country and ride hi-speed air scooters all day long.
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Harold.of.Whoa
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Apr 3 2017, 11:16pm
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Better dead here than deader in Moria. Ye Valar, whatta meesa sayin'!?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 8 2017, 12:37pm
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More mashup mayhem: "Meesa has seen it, Topo, the white bubbles of Poseidonis, glimmering like spikes of pearl and silver, like C-beams in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. //
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 8 2017, 2:31pm
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"All those memories, Pippin, lost, like tears in silver rain."
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The Farce is strong in you, Loresilme. We present you with this gold medal (but none for your Wookiee friend). Already know you what you need to be the next caption host.
*roll credits with rousing John Williams fanfare*
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 10 2017, 2:14am
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Thanks Meneldor! I'll be back soon with the next round! //
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