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I don't wanna be in Barad-dur

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 1 2017, 3:06pm

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I don't wanna be in Barad-dur Can't Post

Mad And why does Bieber get to be a Balrog? Hmm, hmm?

I want to be an Ent, or at least a Huorn. Then I can log on and off without signing in (or out).Evil



Altaira
Superuser


Apr 1 2017, 3:13pm

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You wood be the one to complain / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase





Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 1 2017, 3:19pm

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Just trying to root out the competition, and [In reply to] Can't Post

commandeer one of the Tree Rings for the Elven Kings.



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2017, 7:27pm

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What's that you're saying about my homeland? [In reply to] Can't Post

Dang it, I've got something in my Eye...

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 1 2017, 8:41pm

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Ah! Oh grate one, [In reply to] Can't Post

I mean Great One. No insult intended. Only you are worthy to reside there. I'm content with all those obscure backwater places you have no interest in . . .



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2017, 9:00pm

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Me? Travel? [In reply to] Can't Post

I draw all I need TO ME. Although Pizza Hut refuses to deliver.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 1 2017, 10:30pm

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Cirith Ungol?! [In reply to] Can't Post

At this time of year! I'm going to fire my travel agent.

Out of a cannon, preferably.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 2 2017, 12:06am

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Re Pizza Hutt: [In reply to] Can't Post

It is rumoured that The dr...One delivery service is coming to your town any Age now.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 2 2017, 1:35am

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This should work. [In reply to] Can't Post





NottaSackville
Valinor

Apr 2 2017, 2:02am

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It never hurts to branch out and try someplace new // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 2 2017, 2:50am

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That's knot a bad idea // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Ataahua
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Apr 2 2017, 3:04am

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The One Pizza Ring! [In reply to] Can't Post

The ultimate (delicious) evil.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Altaira
Superuser


Apr 2 2017, 4:06am

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Fir sure / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase





Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 2 2017, 1:21pm

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At least you're still in Arda... [In reply to] Can't Post

...I've been banished to the Void! Evil

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Altaira
Superuser


Apr 2 2017, 4:29pm

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I was getting lonely [In reply to] Can't Post

And wanted some company. EvilSly


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase





Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 2 2017, 5:38pm

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cannon law, I assume. Angelic



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 2 2017, 6:48pm

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Sounds desparate! We'll have to build [In reply to] Can't Post

 an exit off the Straight Road for you. Hope you have a few coins for the toll.

(What's it like out there?!)



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 2 2017, 6:50pm

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You're welcome. But keep that away [In reply to] Can't Post

from the Mouth of Sauron. Oh, wait . . .Crazy



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 7 2017, 1:34pm

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But Barad-dur is treemendous!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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