Our Sponsor Sideshow Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Movie Discussion: The Hobbit:
The Hobbit Caption Contest - the XLVIIth

dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 29 2017, 2:36pm

Post #1 of 15 (3397 views)
Shortcut
The Hobbit Caption Contest - the XLVIIth Can't Post

*Ahem!*

Fellow TORnsibs: May I present the following image for your captioning pleasure....






Original here - (no 15226, in the left-hand column)

Enjoy!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

(This post was edited by dernwyn on Mar 29 2017, 9:13pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 29 2017, 3:24pm

Post #2 of 15 (3323 views)
Shortcut
BILBO: That is the second-worst hat I've ever seen! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 29 2017, 3:34pm

Post #3 of 15 (3317 views)
Shortcut
Bilbo's line "What have I got in my pocket?" receives the response it deserves. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
"They also serve who only stand and draw fire."
-Timothy J. Gawne


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 29 2017, 4:59pm

Post #4 of 15 (3312 views)
Shortcut
Come around sometime, honey, I'll show you my spoons./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 29 2017, 8:30pm

Post #5 of 15 (3295 views)
Shortcut
The cast tries desperately not to break down laughing while PJ winches Lobelia's hat in place. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Mar 29 2017, 8:33pm

Post #6 of 15 (3295 views)
Shortcut
Bilbo: "lobelia I have seen Goblins who have nicer clothes then you have. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 30 2017, 1:56pm

Post #7 of 15 (3250 views)
Shortcut
Lobelia: "Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything up my hat." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


weathertop
Rohan


Mar 30 2017, 3:39pm

Post #8 of 15 (3256 views)
Shortcut
the reaction to Bilbo's comment: [In reply to] Can't Post

I think i'd rather spend more time 'hanging' with the trolls again than listen to you carry on...

Enginerd


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 30 2017, 8:58pm

Post #9 of 15 (3225 views)
Shortcut
Yes, Lobelia, I will be needing those spoons - [In reply to] Can't Post

and my house - for a very very long time.


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 30 2017, 8:58pm

Post #10 of 15 (3219 views)
Shortcut
Bella! That hat is so...you! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eruonen
Half-elven


Apr 1 2017, 7:25pm

Post #11 of 15 (3156 views)
Shortcut
Lobelia, in my travels I have faced Trolls, Orcs, Wargs, and a Dragon - [In reply to] Can't Post

but none compare in hideousness to your face, not even the flower garden on your head can distract enough, -begone foul beast!

Drat, where is that ring!


Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 2 2017, 12:01pm

Post #12 of 15 (3104 views)
Shortcut
Still have a face like a smacked arse I see. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Apr 3 2017, 3:27am

Post #13 of 15 (3042 views)
Shortcut
Bilbo: "Are those flowers in bloom, or are you just happy to see me?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Shocked

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


dormouse
Half-elven


Apr 3 2017, 9:14am

Post #14 of 15 (3025 views)
Shortcut
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

With honourable mentions to just about everyone else, I've been enjoying your captions too much to call a halt. Sly

But decisions must be did, and this is it:

Lissiun, simple but so true. Thanks for the laugh - the next round's yours!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 3 2017, 10:33am

Post #15 of 15 (3016 views)
Shortcut
'Tis a gift to be simple....la la la...la la la! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank you, little mouse. And I'll be right back!
Cheers! Smile

 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.